DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

[Snoopy]

40-ish................................49.

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure..............On medication.

Feminist..............................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first......................Former slut.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional.........................Bitch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

 

[Barman]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Man????????????..Slut
Photos???????????.Anticipate duplicity, usually of subject 10, 15, 20 years ago
29?????????????..40 but thinks he looks 29
35?????????????..45 dyes his hair
40?????????????..60 dyes his hair, has penile implant
30?s?????????????45 in search of an 18 year old
40?s?????????????55 slut
Adventurous......................Gets up in the morning, sleeps with anyone or anything
A Few Extra Pounds???..Waddles, looks very pregnant
Athletic.............................Walks up the stairs, but only if the elevator is broken
Average looking.................Fat, looks 4 to 9 months pregnant
Divorced??????????.For good reason: shallow, self absorbed SOB
Handsome.........................Shallow & self absorbed, uses photo that is 20 years old
Emotionally Secure.............On medication
Financially Secure...............Cheap
Free spirit...........................Takes the bus, lives in a shoe box, sleeps on a bare mattress on the floor
Friendship first....................Emotionally insecure, penile challenged
Gentleman?????????.Penile challenged, minute man, lies about age
Intelligent?????????..High school drop out
New-Age............................Feminine
Old-fashioned.....................Hates women
Open-minded......................Slut, will have sex with anyone or thing
Oral???????????? ?.Penile challenged, minute man
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing slut
Professional.........................Shallow Basttard
Single????????????..Married and sleazing
Separated??????????.What the wife doesn?t know won?t hurt her
Slim?????????????..In denial, horny liar
Staminia???????????.On Viagara
Stocky.................................Very Fat horny liar
Tall??????????????Slut, arrogant
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat horny liar
Long Time Single??????.Gay and in denial or Penile challenged or Minute Man
Wants Soul mate..................Horny liar

[Uncle Mort]

Can a man be a slut? 

[Snoopy]

I try 

[Miss Demeanour]

Can a man be a slut? 

 

[Uncle Mort]

Can a man be a slut? 

 

I always thought it was gender specific:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slut

[Snoopy]

And one final thought ~ you wouldn't ..... would you?

[Miss Demeanour]

Can a man be a slut?  

 

I always thought it was gender specific:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slut

There is not much that is gender specific anymore ...men can also be bitches, whores and slags