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Offline Miss Demeanour

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And so the madness begins....
« on: November 27, 2009, 08:20:07 AM »



The Dorset town of Poole has spent ?14,000 on a health and safety-approved fake Christmas tree because real ones are a danger to the public.
 
The traditional Norway ?500 fir tree has been axed this Christmas amid fears it would fall over in high winds.

Officials have defied the recession and bought the artificial 33ft tall tree that is shaped like a traffic cone and has no branches or decorations.

Officials say the "cone tree" is much safer and sturdier and doesn't have to be cordoned off with barriers to keep people away.

The tree is the brainchild of Poole's Town Centre Management Board, an organisation made up of businesses and the local council.

They say it costs them thousands of pounds a year in erecting and making safe a real Christmas tree and so decided to come up with a cheaper option.

Although a 30ft real tree is about 500 pounds, it costs another 3,500 pounds for specialists to decorate, light and install it using a cherry-picker.

Susie Squire, of the Taxpayers' Alliance, said: "You are still talking about a difference of 10,000 pounds.

"I don't think the people of Poole will feel very festive when they think that 10,000 pounds could have been spent on tax cuts or public services."

Richard Randall-Jones, the town centre manager, defended the new tree.

He said: "People think you can just go into the woods, chop down a tree and put it up in the high street. But if it blows over and kills someone then somebody is liable for it.

"We are a coastal town and so we have strict health and safety guidelines around making the Christmas tree safe due to the high winds we suffer.

"We have to have guy ropes and hoardings to stop it from falling over and hitting somebody.



Whether it is an artificial one or a real one I'm sure that amount of money would be better spent elsewhere  noooo:
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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 08:31:25 AM »
From personal experience of organising the village decorations with the local Business Association I can confirm the hoops the elfin safety makes you jump through are very expensive.

To erect decorations in our short high street we were required to buy £5 million worth of public liability insurance before we could even put a ladder up against a shop front. Real trees to fit over each of the 12 shops cost only £6.50 each. 12 strings of lights for them cost £750 but to hire a "County Council Approved Contractor" with cherry picker to put them up cost £1200 and the same again to take them down in January. Small wonder the traders questioned the wisdom of the idea. Oh and had we continued we would have been faced with having to buy new lights (energy saving????) this year at a cost of £7000.

We had, in previous years, had one large tree but that got vandalised every year so the idea of small trees for each shop was thought of. We have now given up on the whole thing and resorted to reusable decorations (nasty things that hang on the lamp standards) They cost £5000 per year to put up, take down and keep in good repair and are covered by the council's insurance since we gave them the contract for ten years.
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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 08:34:19 AM »
The winds were obviously newly introduced to the county this year...  ::)
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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 08:51:19 AM »
The traditional Norway ?500 fir tree has been axed this Christmas amid fears it would fall over in high winds.

If axed properly it will fall over with no wind at all.

I hope they have also stopped using flashing decorations in case anyone with photo-epilepsy vists Poole.
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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 09:29:27 AM »
TBH I have always felt that Poole was a place to be passed through, en route to the Harbour and beyond via the Sandbanks Ferry, rather than visited.  Having lived in the area for many years I may be prejudice of course.  8)
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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2009, 10:12:37 AM »
 eeek:

We have one of those in our village square!

Mind you, it wouldn't have cost fourteen grand - they prolly made it out of some old bits of rebar and some astroturf...  lol:

There is prolly a sports centre somewhere with a big hole in the pitch....  whistle:
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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2009, 05:12:50 PM »
Large banner across the entrance to the park here: Christingle Choir this Sunday

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Re: And so the madness begins....
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2009, 02:51:19 AM »
We've already had the Parade of Lights down here to mark the start of late night shooping. If I get caught in it next year I'm packing a cattle prod.  eveilgrin:
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