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Offline GROWLER

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #105 on: February 20, 2010, 08:59:37 AM »
I'm obviously just TOO damned soft.
This vile RAT THING is still breathing eating shitting pissing and yowling. sick2:
THAT is just about all it does....apart from scratching the bonnet and wing of my beloved car that I've just discovered. Explode:

It obviously decided to sit on it following my exciting trip to the Asda last night, and then slide off it, claws first.


I'm just going to have to pluck up the courage to get the bastard exterminated.
I'm just too soft, just too soft. I need to toughen up, I really do. eveilgrin:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #106 on: February 20, 2010, 09:06:31 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 20, 2010, 08:59:37 AM
I'm obviously just TOO damned soft.
This vile RAT THING is still breathing eating shitting pissing and yowling. sick2:

When it does all of that, can't you get mini-moose to sort out the results, she may change her opinion of it given her new "responsibilities"  rubschin:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #107 on: February 20, 2010, 10:00:39 AM »
No. Fedup to the back teeth now. I'm going to have to just bite the bullet and do it.
Can't believe I've been/am so bloody hesitant.

I'm not the wild crazy axeman that some think I am you see. noooo:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #108 on: February 20, 2010, 10:04:49 AM »
What?s it done now?
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #109 on: February 20, 2010, 10:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 20, 2010, 10:04:49 AM
What?s it done now?

#105 you duffer....if you can find the energy to scroll back that far after your hot and steamy night of passion with the lushious 'Natasha'.  lol:  ::)
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #110 on: February 20, 2010, 04:05:48 PM »
Growler is an jealous bear  noooo:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2010, 11:01:18 AM »
My Big SIs loves cats (Growler please note)

She won't have one full time nowadays as she is forever on her travels ( cussing:) but she does do short term cat fostering  rubschin: (Growler please note)


Her latest waif is Tigger who is proving troublesome. She sent me this pic of him yesterday



 noooo:

12 hours hiding inside her oven extractor hood and only lured out with a sardine on a string  eeek:
 eeek:

A new bulletin arrives. He spent all night and all this morning here.





She only located him because of the stuff he broke on the way up!

Only three weeks to go  scared2:


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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #112 on: March 19, 2010, 11:02:35 AM »


I don't like cats  evil:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #113 on: March 19, 2010, 11:07:43 AM »
Me neither  noooo:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #114 on: March 19, 2010, 11:09:27 AM »
I do. I even like dogs (MOST dogs that is  evil:)
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #115 on: March 19, 2010, 11:40:18 AM »
They have their place in my world. . .

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #116 on: March 19, 2010, 08:55:59 PM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #117 on: March 21, 2010, 09:02:13 AM »
Planning to have a lovely lie in this morning......woke up the usual time which was not a problem just snuggled  deeper into the mass of the duvet.

Lying there , eyes closed , drifting and thinking, and planning and chilling when all of a sudden the shrill of a banshee pierced the peace.

2 of the neighbours cats were going out hell for leather to kill each other......what a high pitched , screaming scrapfest it was.

Bastard bloody things  evil:

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2010, 09:03:43 AM »
One of ours shat all over my favourite shirt during the night....  evil:

bastard, bastard bloody things!  cussing:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2010, 09:05:15 AM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:
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