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Offline GROWLER

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2009, 09:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 28, 2009, 09:10:46 PM
You might give it to someone who admits to liking cats and is planning to go and live in London ............ whistle:


Tell the child it ran away like  eveilgrin:

Yet another flash of inspiration from The Man of the forum. Wow!  cloud9:


Nick my mayte!  cloud9:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2009, 09:45:23 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 28, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
Now dogs, I luv them generally speaking, 'specially if they aren't mine like, but will problee never have one, as I can't be doing with all the associated hassles.
Then of course you've got the dreaded 'The End' bit too. eeek:

I've seen grown and well 'ard men completely destroyed when the poochio finally coughs it.  sad32:

Don't I know it. Just had to have the middle one put to sleep only two hours ago. (13 Barman, that's 91 in human years)



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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2009, 09:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 28, 2009, 09:45:23 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 28, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
Now dogs, I luv them generally speaking, 'specially if they aren't mine like, but will problee never have one, as I can't be doing with all the associated hassles.
Then of course you've got the dreaded 'The End' bit too. eeek:

I've seen grown and well 'ard men completely destroyed when the poochio finally coughs it.  sad32:

Don't I know it. Just had to have the middle one put to sleep only two hours ago. (13 Barman, that's 91 in human years)





That's very very sad and ironic JOM.
Man;s best friend, and rightly placed in that catergory.
Far more loving and PERMANENTLY affectionate than any human could ever be, problee cus they don't have any 'hidden agendas.

Hope you're ok matey.
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 10:22:34 AM »
Ta Growler. Bg tough man me... Yeah right! I did get a bit of dust in my eye, must have been that that made both eyes water  ::)

Mrs JOM was an entirely different matter, she better blub that much when I finally go
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 10:30:33 AM »
I'm sure she will JOM ~ after she barks her shin on the coffin whilst doing a jig  ;)







I cried far more when my Afghan died than I did when MrsS#1 ran off.
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 10:31:43 AM »
I blubbed when I buried Marmite  sad24:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 10:32:17 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2009, 10:30:33 AM
I'm sure she will JOM ~ after she barks her shin on the coffin whilst doing a jig  ;)







I cried far more when my Afghan died than I did when MrsS#1 ran off.

You had a servant? eeek:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2009, 10:39:27 AM »


The Afghan died

The servant ran off with a bus driver.








NB This is a stock photograph not one of the actual beast.
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2009, 01:02:55 PM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2009, 10:34:13 AM »
Several years ago I had a lab/collie x who was apt to wander she turned up one day with a dead white rabbit in her mouth.  I buried rabbit and feigned innocence when some hours later a father and daughter rocked up on the door step asking if I had seen their pet rabbit. redface:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2009, 10:36:23 AM »
You could have made a pie
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2009, 10:42:52 AM »
This cat 'ere seems to have vanished.  eeek:
 No sign this morning so far.  rubschin:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2009, 10:43:29 AM »
Check the patio
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2009, 10:50:25 AM »
Check the pie!  eeek:
 
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2009, 11:24:30 AM »
Checked next doors garden and it's sitting there sunbathing. ::)
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