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Offline Snoopy

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2009, 11:27:12 AM »
Bugger!  cussing:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2009, 11:30:42 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 11:27:12 AM
Bugger!  cussing:

Yup. Norappy. noooo:

First sniff of half decent weather and we're surplus to requirements it seems. ::)
It'll be back howling and yowling later when it the sun goes down, mark me werds...RANCID TWAT CAT. sick2:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2009, 01:36:21 PM »
I leaves the front door open while I'm ferreting outside, come back in and it's crept in behind my back and into  the kitchen with its scrawny obnoxious head buried in the bin. cussing:

It can't be hungry as it's scoffed it's shit meat stuff, no it's just a greedy horrible (previously) spoilt rat cat. sick2:

If you're that hungry, you go out hunting, NOT scrounge and scavange. I know!
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2009, 10:26:55 PM »
Well even I was a bit concerned putting the rabid rat cat out into the cold last night, so I tried locking it into the kitchen with food and water. Didn't want it wandering around the house all night.
Tiled floor with newspaper spread about, so if it needed a crap it would be easily....ish cleaned up....by Mini Moose. cloud9:

10 minutes after going to me nest, it started howling yowling and scratching at the door. evil:

1 cat launched into the night.

Still not particulary happy about the situation though, I asked Mrs G and MM to look out for a cat jumper of some sort, to try and keep it a bit warmer.

Came home tonight, and Mini Moose has MADE one for it, complet with straps and buttons! lol:
Her lessons in needle werk at scooooell have finally been put to good use. happy088

The cat however, now looks like a bloody Armadillo! happy001
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2009, 07:56:27 AM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2009, 09:13:40 PM »
Fat cretinous creature has been virtually static all day. Fills its face, goes for a gush 'n' dump in next doors garden, then saunters back in for yet another kip.  ::)
Didn't shit on the carpet last night either. Amazing. eeek:

What a friggin' life ey?
No worries no heartache and no nagging wife. Bliss. cloud9:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2009, 11:32:21 AM »
No wife !

That is why it has lived so long.

My dog managed to sneak out yesterday for it's usual Christmas walkabout. Luckily it didn't go far and was found checking out the local shops.
He has definitely mellowed. One year he got on the tube and ended up in a dog pound 10 miles away.

Going out in the cold at midnight soon sobers you up !
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2009, 09:05:07 AM »
Any vets in 'ere like?

Rat been in all night cus it was a bit nippy like, and was feeling slightly generous towards it. confused:

Gets up and it's yowling. Thought it wanted some nosh but it apparently didn't. Water? No.  ::)

Launched it outside under its protest trying to dig its claws into the tiled floor  lol: thinking that it p'raps wanted a dump 'n' gush.

Just seen it out there eating GRASS! eeek:

That's next years lawn mowing sorted then. lol:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2009, 09:05:55 AM »
They do that to make themselves  sick2:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2009, 09:09:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on December 29, 2009, 09:05:55 AM
They do that to make themselves  sick2:

Anorexsic Anourechsick Overly thin and wanting to lose more weight so it thinks it looks fit like...cat?  rubschin:

WTF am I listening to you for ey, what?
WTF do YOU know about cats welfare like ey, WHAT exactly, ey, what, explain?  rubschin:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2009, 09:12:31 AM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2009, 09:17:12 AM »
Oh, 'kin great ey? evil:

The RAT is going to throw up sometime soon. sick2:

It's going to have to stay outside permanent then in'it?

Thank you btw. Most helpful from you for a change like.  eeek:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2009, 09:18:53 AM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2009, 03:21:43 PM »
Nick may well be right ~ cat prolly has a fur ball to get rid of.  sick2: sick2:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2010, 10:03:38 AM »
LOOK YOU LOT!

I'm now in a position to PAY someone to take this rancid flea ridden bastard Rcat away from here.
Being the kind caring generous creature that I am, I decided to let this disgusting 'thing' stay in here last night, being a bit nippy outdoors like.

I got up for a gush at 05:15, unbeknown to me that the horrible little bastard had beaten me to it, and pissed all over the carpet outside my nestroom. I was in BEAR feet too!
Yea, I really want to be standing there showering me bear paws at 05:15 you dirty digusting vile cretinous apology for an animal.

SOMEONE TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, NOW!!!!
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