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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #75 on: January 25, 2010, 08:08:16 PM »
How old, I said?

Late teens, very lateish.


I personally think its very young, judging by the speed it shins it over the garden fence and wulfs its nosh up. happy088

It's black and white and quite fluffy. Got a dodgy looking eye, but the vet sez it's fine.  cloud9:

Late teens? Natural causes  whistle:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #76 on: January 25, 2010, 08:11:59 PM »
It's as fit as a butchers dog! Years left in it yet.

You need company, being all cooked up there on yer own like. cry:

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #77 on: January 25, 2010, 08:13:44 PM »
Had a canine pet put down once, well you can't really do it more than once, it was very large and it bit some one I could not cope with it had young children at the time. Boy did I cop it. I never knew that shite could be so deep.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #78 on: January 25, 2010, 08:14:44 PM »
?15 eh...?  rubschin:

We could have a whip round like...

I'll give a quid...  whistle:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #79 on: January 25, 2010, 08:29:26 PM »
?15 eh...?  rubschin:

We could have a whip round like...

I'll give a quid...  whistle:

I think she thought I was on the soc'h tbh. She mentioned about it being a special price for the 'unfortunate ones'
MM does say quite regulary that I do in fact look like a tramp. ::)

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #80 on: January 25, 2010, 08:30:41 PM »
?15 eh...?  rubschin:

We could have a whip round like...

I'll give a quid...  whistle:

I think she thought I was on the soc'h tbh. She mentioned about it being a special price for the 'unfortunate ones'
MM does say quite regulary that I do in fact look like a tramp. ::)

You'll be happy with 50p then... for a cup of tea like...?  whistle:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #81 on: January 25, 2010, 08:32:06 PM »
When was the last time you bought a cup of tea - 50P  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #82 on: January 25, 2010, 08:32:57 PM »
When was the last time you bought a cup of tea - 50P  eeek: eeek: eeek:

1974...  redface:
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« Reply #83 on: January 25, 2010, 08:34:13 PM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2010, 08:10:51 AM »
Cats have long been thought to be cleverer than dogs - and now it seems the same is true of their owners

People with cats are more likely to have university degrees than those with dogs, according to a scientific survey of pet ownership.The study also revealed that the combined cat and dog population of Britain is more than 20.8 million - 50 per cent higher than previously thought.

More educated people tend to work longer hours and choose a pet to fit their lifestyles. Unlike dogs, cats require no walking and can manage with little human company.

Dr Jane Murray, Cats Protection Lecturer in Feline Epidemiology, who led the study, said: "We don't think it is associated with income because that was one of the variables we looked at, and there was little difference.

"Cats require less time per day than a dog, so they are more popular with educated people who work late and have long commutes."

Homes with degree-holders were 1.36 times more likely to have a cat than other households. The same homes were less likely to have a dog than households where no-one went to university.



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« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM »
We have three cats!  whistle:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #86 on: February 07, 2010, 08:55:28 AM »
Isn't that called over compensating  whistle:
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« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2010, 08:56:30 AM »
Isn't that called over compensating  whistle:

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2010, 10:43:21 AM »
I think the dog cancels them out, like
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« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2010, 12:06:32 PM »
I think the dog cancels them out, like

Quite so!  cloud9:

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