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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #120 on: March 21, 2010, 09:05:33 AM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #121 on: March 21, 2010, 09:06:16 AM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #122 on: March 21, 2010, 09:11:32 AM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #123 on: March 21, 2010, 09:23:34 AM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:

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Disgusting, filthy little bastard thing...  cussing:

Shirt is now in the bin...  sad24:

I take it the cat wouldn't fit in the bin then
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #124 on: March 21, 2010, 09:50:00 AM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:

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Disgusting, filthy little bastard thing...  cussing:

Shirt is now in the bin...  sad24:

I take it the cat wouldn't fit in the bin then

He may be rolled up in there for all I care....  cussing:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #126 on: March 21, 2010, 10:05:35 AM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:

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Disgusting, filthy little bastard thing...  cussing:

Shirt is now in the bin...  sad24:

I take it the cat wouldn't fit in the bin then

He may be rolled up in there for all I care....  cussing:

"Lovey-dovey" was just a passing phase then  point:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #127 on: March 21, 2010, 10:19:17 AM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:

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Disgusting, filthy little bastard thing...  cussing:

Shirt is now in the bin...  sad24:

I take it the cat wouldn't fit in the bin then

He may be rolled up in there for all I care....  cussing:

"Lovey-dovey" was just a passing phase then  point:

I named this one 'Stinky' when it was a kitten... I've spent the last seven years cleaning up its shite...  noooo:

How long do they live...?  Shrugs:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #128 on: March 21, 2010, 10:25:47 AM »
I named this one 'Stinky' when it was a kitten... I've spent the last seven years cleaning up its shite...  noooo:

How long do they live...?  Shrugs:

Before they die of natural causes like? whistle:
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #129 on: March 21, 2010, 12:59:06 PM »
It was the litter tray pattern on it that obviously confused the poor thing  lol:

 evil:

Disgusting, filthy little bastard thing...  cussing:

Shirt is now in the bin...  sad24:

I take it the cat wouldn't fit in the bin then

He may be rolled up in there for all I care....  cussing:

"Lovey-dovey" was just a passing phase then  point:

I named this one 'Stinky' when it was a kitten... I've spent the last seven years cleaning up its shite...  noooo:

How long do they live...?  Shrugs:

Every second is a second too bloody long imo, filthy dirty scrounging flea ridden louse filled bastards.

You do actually have my sympathy on this one, having been a victim of these cretinous creatures dusgusting and vile behaviour on several occassions myself. sick2:

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #131 on: March 21, 2010, 01:44:33 PM »
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Question: What is the life span of the common cat?
Answer: Thats a rather broad question, and I'd have to give a general answer.

A strong genetic background for longevity can't be discounted. Given proper care, nutrition, and regular veterinary visits, a cat kept indoors can live as long as 21 years or more. (The average age of cats is 12-15 years) This is, of course, barring any serious medical conditions or untimely accidents.

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #132 on: March 21, 2010, 02:02:37 PM »
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Question: What is the life span of the common cat?
Answer: Thats a rather broad question, and I'd have to give a general answer.

A strong genetic background for longevity can't be discounted. Given proper care, nutrition, and regular veterinary visits, a cat kept indoors can live as long as 21 years or more. (The average age of cats is 12-15 years) This is, of course, barring any serious medical conditions or untimely accidents.

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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #133 on: March 21, 2010, 02:34:31 PM »
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Re: For sale, no FREE! A cat.
« Reply #134 on: March 21, 2010, 05:38:07 PM »
... and she proudly tells me she's been cooking it sausages and chicken, and letting it drink milk!
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No wonder it won't eat the rat food and stagnant rain water I keep trying to give it outside. Shrugs:

So, it's been seeking vengeance cos it sees you taking its sausages up yer 'ill. Shame on you  lol:
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