In a previous life, with a previous wife,we had a dog that I called "Dog" and, unsurprisingly, a cat that I called "Cat". Both animals answered to these names. The wife and children called them by other, very fluffy, female type names
I know. Sheeples have no imagination anymore.
Ben, Jack, etc, I mean why sheeples names ey?
Mrs G has just told me that calling a dog
DOG shows a lack of imagination. BOLLOX I retorted.
She's the one lacking in that dept., except of course when she chose me like.