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Flying Dog
« on: November 29, 2009, 11:39:13 AM »
So, I'm out walking my dog this morning and a truck approaches at some speed. I pull my dog over to the side of the road and as the truck gets closer I notice a dog in the back of it...

Truck dog notices my dog and stands up for a better look - and promptly tumbles out onto the road...  eeek:

It was going quite fast - I was sure it would be killed or at least seriously injured. The driver ignored (or didn't see/hear) my shouts and arm waving.

So, I figure that as soon as the driver realises there is no longer a dog in the back of his truck he will re-trace his journey to find it. The road is a dead-end so he can't possibly be passing through... So, I patrol the road but no sign of the owner...

Now I have a spare dog if anybody is interested?



Hi name is Tumbler.  evil:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 12:01:21 PM »
Did he tell you his name?

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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 12:04:15 PM »
Did he tell you his name?

Growler wants a dog. Post it to him  angel1
No I named it...  ::)

I was considering 'Nick' for a while!  point:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 12:08:13 PM »
Growler would have preferred that. He is going to miss me  sad24:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 12:12:16 PM »
Poor Skilos ....he will think he is being replaced  eeek:

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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 12:24:27 PM »
Skilos is not alone  evil:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 12:44:40 PM »
Poor Skilos ....he will think he is being replaced  eeek:

Bet he's not happy  whistle:
He bloody isn't!  noooo:

They've been trying to shag each other....
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 12:45:43 PM »
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 12:46:22 PM »
That seems quite friendly
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 12:46:55 PM »
That seems quite friendly
They are both boys...  ::)
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »
Perhaps they are both queer angel1
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 12:48:09 PM »
They are both Greek?

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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 12:52:20 PM »
They are both Greek?
Well, yes...  rubschin:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 12:53:15 PM »
That seems quite friendly
They are both boys...  ::)

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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 12:57:43 PM »
Confucius?
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