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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 12:58:40 PM »
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2009, 01:00:21 PM »
A drunk Royal Marine I met once who decided I was his beshtesht friend ever and then spent some time explaining why he didn't care if they were "lady boys" he really really fancied one of them.
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2009, 01:01:29 PM »
Beer goggles  noooo:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2009, 01:03:28 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2009, 01:00:21 PM
A drunk Royal Marine I met once who decided I was his beshtesht friend ever and then spent some time explaining why he didn't care if they were "lady boys" he really really fancied one of them.

'Beshtesht friend ever' eh...?  eyes:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2009, 01:04:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 29, 2009, 01:01:29 PM
Beer goggles  noooo:

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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2009, 01:05:06 PM »
 sick2:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2009, 01:05:48 PM »
Indeed ~ he assured me several times that this was the "unofficial" motto of his Corps.



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Quote from: Snoopy on November 29, 2009, 01:00:21 PM
A drunk Royal Marine I met once who decided I was his beshtesht friend ever and then spent some time explaining why he didn't care if they were "lady boys" he really really fancied one of them.

'Beshtesht friend ever' eh...?  eyes:

In my experience it doesn't do to argue with such people at such times  noooo:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2009, 01:07:03 PM »
Snoopy surrendered  eeek:  noooo:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2009, 01:15:23 PM »
Don't read too much into it. He finally stopped hanging on my neck and went off with the lady boy. My honour was never an issue.
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2009, 01:27:28 PM »
And how is your anal fissure? Popcorn:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2009, 02:10:29 PM »
Redressed and sore thank you. sad24:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2009, 04:03:07 PM »
Anyhooo....  ::)

Flying dog has been reunited with owner...  cloud9:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2009, 04:04:41 PM »
How much did you charge for kennelling fees ???
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2009, 04:10:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 29, 2009, 04:04:41 PM
How much did you charge for kennelling fees ???
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How very dare you??/

I did it out of the goodness of my heart....  whistle:
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Re: Flying Dog
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2009, 06:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 29, 2009, 04:03:07 PM
Anyhooo....  ::)

Flying dog has been reunited with owner...  cloud9:

Bollox. I was going to ask if you'd consider part ex like....for a gorgeous cat. cloud9:
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