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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Relative madness
« on: November 30, 2009, 08:05:54 AM »
The brat went to see her paternal gran yesterday for a birthday tea. Now she is a fairly formidable woman at the best of times  scared2:
She has recently been trying to ' get fit ' but was in a bit of a tizz yesterday. She had just come back from the shops after taking something back because it was faulty. They were really rude in the shop she says so I had to give them a piece of my mind but I got my money back.

When the brat enquired what it was  she took back she was informed it was one of those hula hoop things but it was faulty because it didn't stay up  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 08:30:32 AM »
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 08:51:03 AM »
Has she had some sort of contact with Nick p'raps MD? rubschin:

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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM »
 lol:

How is your ' Keep Nick in the north '  petition going ?
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 08:56:36 AM »
The London move seems certain
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 08:59:11 AM »
The London move seems certain

I'll believe it when I see it. You'd miss me too much, be honest. cloud9:

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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 09:00:18 AM »
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How is your ' Keep Nick in the north '  petition going ?

About as well as your 'keep Nick OUT of the South' I'd imagine. ::)

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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 09:38:37 AM »
lol:

How is your ' Keep Nick in the north '  petition going ?

About as well as your 'keep Nick OUT of the South' I'd imagine. ::)

We must assume the latter will fail and the South is doomed.

I am re-evaluating the benefits of much more closely supervising the tartan branch of the Selection empire.
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 10:07:40 AM »
A good day for such reflections ~ St Androids day and a' tha' ~ have a dram or three.
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 10:13:01 AM »
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today  rubschin:
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 10:15:34 AM »
What does that mean  scared2:
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 10:16:07 AM »
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today  rubschin:

Are you sure that shouldn't read Caber Monday?
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2009, 10:25:25 AM »
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today  rubschin:

Are you sure that shouldn't read Caber Monday?

Or even Cider Monday?  I likes cider. eastdrink048

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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2009, 10:39:53 AM »
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today  rubschin:

Are you sure that shouldn't read Caber Monday?

Or Khyber Monday? rubschin:
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Re: Relative madness
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2009, 10:42:05 AM »
 Banghead I am beginning to wish I hadn't made the joke about Cabers on ST. ANDREW'S DAY  Banghead

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