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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Light the touch paper and stand back
« on: November 30, 2009, 03:00:14 PM »
My post has been completely fecked lately .... not receiving deliveries for weeks and then getting a bundle of stuff wrapped up in a fabulous red elastic band  noooo:

I have made a complaint both on the general website and to the local sorting office as some of the stuff was urgent and has taken 4 weeks to be delivered  Banghead

I have not received anything for over a week again and today I have 2 deliveries noooo:

The one this afternoon had bundles of stuff wrapped up together ...in this was a letter from the Royal Mail - saying the matter was being looked into and here was a Christmas card from them hoping I would have a fabulous 2010

Patronising tossers - how to completely wind your customers up  cussing:

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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 03:01:32 PM »
Your DVDs are being watched by all the posties  noooo:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 03:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 03:01:32 PM
Your DVDs are being watched by all the posties  noooo:

The ones she stars in?  rubschin:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 03:04:15 PM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 03:08:36 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on November 30, 2009, 03:02:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 03:01:32 PM
Your DVDs are being watched by all the posties  noooo:

The ones she stars in?  rubschin:

Indeed - Miss D does the Royal Male  whistle:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 03:09:07 PM »
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 03:52:24 PM »
I got the Royal Mail Christmas card last week; yours has only just arrived?  eeek:

I thought I might burn it, or have a ritual shredding  evil:  Someone at the sorting office seems to sifting out the cheques and only delivering the invoices  Banghead
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 04:00:00 PM »
Nothing arrives on time Pastis ...nothing  noooo:

Everyone at work has had their new contracts sent out on the 11th Nov ...they have all received theirs , signed , accepted and sent back. I got mine today  Banghead Banghead Banghead

What's more our totally useless HR dept have completely ballsed that up and sent me a contract for a completely different job.....they too have also received a particularly shitty email today   evil:

In addition to this I had a letter from the credit card company saying I was going to be charged a late payment .. I didn't get the fecking bill  censored: censored: censored:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 04:07:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 30, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
In addition to this I had a letter from the credit card company saying I was going to be charged a late payment .. I didn't get the fecking bill  censored: censored: censored:

That last bit echoes my incident in the autumn when HMCR sent me a penalty warning for non-payment of VAT  eeek:
I'd sent the feckin' cheque several days early (bank holiday end of August etc) ... they cashed it 11 days after the due date thus triggering a penalty warning  cussing: cussing:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 06:21:47 PM »
I wonder how Miss D is enjoying the brat's 13th birthday party  eveilgrin:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 06:55:54 PM »
I imagine emoticon meltdown or somesuch  whistle:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 06:57:54 PM »
I've never tried microwaving one of those   rubschin:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2009, 07:05:37 PM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2009, 07:22:28 PM »
I am frazzled

I have done nothing but cook , clean and referee the numerous games on the Wii.

Her father has also just left. The bastard has bought her super woofer blaster speakers for her laptop.

She is now blaring her noise out at full pelt. Thanks a bunch  noooo:
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Re: Light the touch paper and stand back
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2009, 07:23:32 PM »
Could be a long wait ... remember, The Brat is now a tennage-ah ... with rights an' all  noooo:


Oooops.... cross posting  redface:
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