The problem of pubic hair

[Nick]

During a somewhat heated discussion with Mrs Nick the other night I suggested (perhaps unwisely in the circs  ) that she really ought to have considered a bit of pubic trimming. Christ, she shaves her legs, armpits and god knows what else and spends hours plucking her eyebrows but never pays attention to the southern bushes. She was quite  at the suggestion, like it had never occurred to her. Maybe there is some Papal injunction of which I am not aware. I offered to lend her my beard trimmer, or even wield it upon her (setting 2 to begin with ).

She was not receptive to the idea and even denied possessing a bikini wax pack (though I have seen it in her bathroom). HOw do others handle this seemingly delicate subject?

As far as I can tell the wretched stuff serves no function 

[Miss Demeanour]

So of all the important things you need to put on the table for discussion this was ranked as a priority how ? 

[Nick]

I did say it was unwise  but I had to get it off my chest, so to speak 

[Miss Demeanour]

So is this revenge then   

[Nick]

Only if I get to wield the clippers 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh but you have now planted the seed that she has abnormal amounts of hair growth in that area and that this is not attractive to the opposite sex in the least

Whatever else you have achieved or not during your discussions you have now caused that small embryo of paranoia to start growing within her mind 

[Nick]

Excellent 

But she ought to have know that herself 

[Pastis]

Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?

[Nick]

Mrs Nick tends towards the hairy. It's her Irish ancestry, and the gorilla in the wedding photos  ' an uncle I think

[Nick]

Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?

Please advise the number of your practitioner

[Miss Demeanour]

Excellent 

But she ought to have know that herself 

She may have thought you preferred her that way - seeing as its taken you til now to let your preferences be known  

[Nick]

I ought to have mentioned it earlier, but I was too polite 

[Pastis]

Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?

Please advise the number of your practitioner

Having never gone quite that far I'm unable to oblige, but a little self administered grooming can be quite fetching 
A previous acquaintance was very keen on losing most of her body hair; the result was very fine 

[Pirate]

 

[Nick]

Have you ever thought to have the full back, sack 'n' crack in the interests of establishing a level playing field, as it were, like?

Please advise the number of your practitioner

Having never gone quite that far I'm unable to oblige, but a little self administered grooming can be quite fetching 
A previous acquaintance was very keen on losing most of her body hair; the result was very fine 

I hope you lent a helping hand