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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #165 on: January 07, 2010, 01:51:32 PM »
Well he's got to put his trousers back on.
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #166 on: January 07, 2010, 01:57:09 PM »
...and have 2 cigarettes  whistle:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #167 on: January 07, 2010, 02:00:23 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 07, 2010, 01:51:32 PM
Well he's got to put his trousers back on.

I suspect she helps him dress normally - hence the problems now...  whistle:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #168 on: January 07, 2010, 02:05:07 PM »
 surrender: Talk about a fooking quicky  eeek:. She was in a rush to get back before The Boy came home from his friends (skool shut)

I never stood a chance  eeek:

I put my trousers on lying down  redface:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #169 on: January 07, 2010, 02:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 02:05:07 PM
surrender: Talk about a fooking quicky  eeek:. She was in a rush to get back before The Boy came home from his friends (skool shut)

I never stood a chance  eeek:

I put my trousers on lying down  redface:
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I would have had a cup of tea and walk around the block before you logged back in!  lol: lol: lol:

Or perhaps you did that too!  point:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #170 on: January 07, 2010, 02:43:28 PM »
Did she ignore your pleas and your saying No - you should report her to the police
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #171 on: January 07, 2010, 02:47:26 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #172 on: January 07, 2010, 03:15:27 PM »
You are Robin Asquith and no, I don't want to claim anything  noooo:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #173 on: January 07, 2010, 03:18:38 PM »
I will send you ?5 anyhoo
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #174 on: January 07, 2010, 05:30:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:18:38 PM
I will send you ?5 anyhoo

And me and me....
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #175 on: January 07, 2010, 06:59:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 07, 2010, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 03:18:38 PM
I will send you ?5 anyhoo

And me and me....

yea, lend us a fiver too...?  whistle:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #176 on: January 07, 2010, 08:41:52 PM »
You try divorcing her now ............. whistle:



It is certain that she is after your bollox .... as a trophy.
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #177 on: January 07, 2010, 08:44:16 PM »
I note he is very quite  rubschin:

Do you think he has been placed on a drip yet ????
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #178 on: January 07, 2010, 08:46:27 PM »
From the sound of it he has nothing left to drip.












I can't believe I said that to a laydee redface:
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Re: The problem of pubic hair
« Reply #179 on: January 07, 2010, 08:51:04 PM »
He's brown bread...
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