The problem of pubic hair

[Snoopy]

Knew it felt quite bruised and battered 

That was his ego.

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

The Boy has gone sledging with booby girl. So Mrs Nick calls and suggests she "pops round" 

[Miss Demeanour]

You may need to pop out to get some supplies

[Nick]

I am fortifying myself with soup and stuff

[Nick]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241692/Having-sex-twice-week-reduce-heart-disease-men-half-study-reveals.html
 

At this rate I shall soon be fooking immortal 

[Snoopy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241692/Having-sex-twice-week-reduce-heart-disease-men-half-study-reveals.html
 

At this rate I shall soon be fooking immortal 

  Look at me 

[Nick]

Christ! She is werking from home and "cold" and wondered if she could o=pop in for a "chat". I am bizzy on a frightful report, so I said NO 

[Miss Demeanour]

And so endeth the feast of nooky

[Nick]

SHe is werking at home tomorrow it seems 

[Nick]

It seems The Boy is on a sleepover tonight 

[GROWLER]

I will have you know I am fine upstanding specimen. But you have met me, so you know that. You thought that was our knees bumping under the table, didn't you?

I'll have you know that he's not, great scruffy bearded mouse tit.

Just likes waving his willy around a lot...so to speak, so it seems like. A right ole puke inducing thought if ever there was one ey?

[Nick]

 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT 

WIMMIN 

I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat 

SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?"   
 

[GROWLER]

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT 

WIMMIN 

I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat  

SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?"   
 

Judging by your shite post count, I'd tend to agree with her tbqath.

[Nick]