The problem of pubic hair

[GROWLER]

Well really. 
I'm at a total loss as to wtf is actually going on over there on the 'micro climated posh side' 

You are married, but you live in seperate houses. She comes around for a few 'quick thrusts', you have another barney...usually, and then she goes.

Most odd, and I really couldn't be bothered with all the hassle.
Either get back together or piss off in your own direction you great stonking cock.

[Nick]

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[Miss Demeanour]

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT 

WIMMIN 

I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat 

SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?"   
 

You made the mistake of instigating 

Would have been far better saying "shall we go out somewhere for the afternoon" - thereby implying you weren't interested in hanky panky which may have made her more inclined to want to 

[GROWLER]

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT 

WIMMIN 

I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat 

SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?"   
 

You made the mistake of instigating 

Would have been far better saying "shall we go out somewhere for the afternoon" - thereby implying you weren't interested in hanky panky which may have made her more inclined to want to 

He's about as subtle as a raging Rhino on the rampage in a green house, bloody tosspot.
Finesse....zero.

[Nick]

I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT 

WIMMIN 

I am at a bit of a loose end this afternoon and I know The Boy is off somewhere or other, so I call Mrs Nick and ask, like, if she would like to come round for a bit of a chat 

SHe says, "Is that all you ever think about?"   
 

You made the mistake of instigating 

Would have been far better saying "shall we go out somewhere for the afternoon" - thereby implying you weren't interested in hanky panky which may have made her more inclined to want to 

Female psychology eh? Just say the opposite of what you mean like?

[Miss Demeanour]

Not necessarily ........just make it more difficult to obtain 

[Nick]

Anyhoo she just called and will be here a  bit later 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Nick]

Jealous? 

[GROWLER]

What a strange life you lead. You make an appointment to see your missus at a seperate house for a bit of snap crackle pant and groan?

You thought of finding yourself a hobby to take your mind off 'things' a bit?

[Miss Demeanour]

Jealous? 

Of your situation  

errrrr I think we are happy for our quiet lives in that respect  

[Miss Demeanour]

What a strange life you lead. You make an appointment to see your missus at a seperate house for a bit of snap crackle pant and groan?

You thought of finding yourself a hobby to take your mind off 'things' a bit?

Or get a telly 

[GROWLER]

What a strange life you lead. You make an appointment to see your missus at a seperate house for a bit of snap crackle pant and groan?

You thought of finding yourself a hobby to take your mind off 'things' a bit?

Or get a telly 

Nah. He just collects old ones then smashes them up, bloody beardy weirdo. 

[Nick]

I once knew someone who collected old valve tellies from skips. He had them set up in rows along one wall of his flat. He watched each one for 10 minutes till it overheated then moved on to the next one 

[GROWLER]

I once knew someone who collected old valve tellies from skips. He had them set up in rows along one wall of his flat. He watched each one for 10 minutes till it overheated then moved on to the next one 

Bliss.

Ahhhh, they WERE the days!