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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10095 on: May 14, 2011, 07:06:21 PM »
Or has he got a pistol in his pocket ????
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10096 on: May 14, 2011, 08:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2011, 07:06:21 PM
Or has he got a pistol in his pocket ????

No, he's just pleased to see you.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10097 on: May 14, 2011, 08:39:20 PM »
My Brighton gayer mate and his "husband" could not meet last nignt, so we met this evening and I have just got back. I got there early and alone. It was a gayers' pub  evil:  Goatee beards, piercings, tight jeans, shaven heads, tattoos and predatory behaviour  scared2:

I had my bottom pinched  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10098 on: May 14, 2011, 08:40:04 PM »
Trousers getting tight are they  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10099 on: May 14, 2011, 08:57:47 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10100 on: May 14, 2011, 09:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:39:20 PM
My Brighton gayer mate and his "husband" could not meet last nignt, so we met this evening and I have just got back. I got there early and alone. It was a gayers' pub  evil:  Goatee beards, piercings, tight jeans, shaven heads, tattoos and predatory behaviour  scared2:

I had my bottom pinched  scared2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10101 on: May 14, 2011, 10:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 14, 2011, 08:39:20 PM
My Brighton gayer mate and his "husband" could not meet last nignt, so we met this evening and I have just got back. I got there early and alone. It was a gayers' pub  evil:  Goatee beards, piercings, tight jeans, shaven heads, tattoos and predatory behaviour  scared2:

I had my bottom pinched  scared2:

Jeans and a belt ....... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10102 on: May 14, 2011, 10:30:22 PM »
No belt...just the tab turned in Gayer:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10103 on: May 15, 2011, 06:00:10 AM »
Don't mention tab in Barman's presence, he goes weak at the knees and comes over all dizzy
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10104 on: May 15, 2011, 06:19:14 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10105 on: May 15, 2011, 07:30:10 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 15, 2011, 06:00:10 AM
Don't mention tab in Barman's presence, he goes weak at the knees and comes over all dizzy

Nearly ....he has weak knees and is dizzy  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10106 on: May 15, 2011, 07:40:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 14, 2011, 05:21:47 PM
The Brat has a friend staying tonight...they both have to get up early for tomorrow. However they are planning some kind of party night by the looks of it.

I may be exiled to my bedroom  noooo:

All a bit topsy turvey  noooo:

I used to do that when the children were young. Today I will mainly be making things, my balls arrived yesterday. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10107 on: May 15, 2011, 07:43:34 AM »
Off out shortly to watch the south London equivalent of this  lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBPuO4FyYLM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10108 on: May 15, 2011, 07:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 15, 2011, 07:43:34 AM
Off out shortly to watch the south London equivalent of this  lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBPuO4FyYLM

Notting Hill Carnival?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10109 on: May 15, 2011, 07:55:09 AM »
 lol:

The Brat in some Air Cadets thing , then I am coming home and going back to bed cos I am bleddy knackered. That is the plan of course it won't happen  noooo:
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