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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10125 on: May 15, 2011, 06:08:22 PM »
Oh dear, I read that as:

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The plan now is a pint of Boddingtons, dinner and dance to bed.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10126 on: May 15, 2011, 06:09:40 PM »
You should have gone to Specsavers and I should stop reading Pepys.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10127 on: May 15, 2011, 07:06:52 PM »
Daft pair. noooo: 

A young couple have booked us to do their wedding photographs next Friday. happy001 happy001 happy001

I have been preparing like. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10128 on: May 15, 2011, 07:12:26 PM »
Remind me to tell you my joke about the Victorian photographer  whistle:

I'm not sure it would work in text  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10129 on: May 15, 2011, 07:21:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 15, 2011, 07:06:52 PM
A young couple have booked us to do their wedding photographs next Friday. happy001 happy001 happy001
I have been preparing like. angel1

Good news ....have you been practicing your best fixed grin whilst you try to get people to do what you want  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10130 on: May 15, 2011, 07:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 15, 2011, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 15, 2011, 07:06:52 PM
A young couple have booked us to do their wedding photographs next Friday. happy001 happy001 happy001
I have been preparing like. angel1

Good news ....have you been practicing your best foxed grin whilst you try to get people to do what you want  lol:

Oh yes I just need to go and slip out of this SS uniform. redface:

I think that you should at least try Mr P you teasing minx you.

Mr C is playing on FB he has gone from 'mild irritation with the tosser' mode into full 'slating' mode. scared:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10131 on: May 16, 2011, 05:49:07 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10132 on: May 16, 2011, 07:01:10 AM »
On the roof...  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10133 on: May 16, 2011, 07:03:28 AM »
Are you hoping LL will talk you down ???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10134 on: May 16, 2011, 07:05:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
Are you hoping LL will talk you down ???

She is talking me up there....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10135 on: May 16, 2011, 07:09:13 AM »
Talking you up there is she ?????

Has she hypnotised you ?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10136 on: May 16, 2011, 07:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 16, 2011, 07:09:13 AM
Talking you up there is she ?????

Has she hypnotised you ?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10137 on: May 16, 2011, 07:28:39 AM »
Caponized more like. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10138 on: May 16, 2011, 07:49:21 AM »
Today I shall be mainly  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10139 on: May 16, 2011, 07:58:14 AM »
 happy100 oh dear come over here and I'll give your tummy a rub.

Then you can come and help me make some mud. spider:
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