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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10170 on: May 17, 2011, 09:34:08 PM »
I have gained my Airside Driving Permit and am thus about to drive an electric tug down to the exit, so I can have a ciggie :-)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10171 on: May 17, 2011, 09:35:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10172 on: May 17, 2011, 10:33:54 PM »
I have just packed a few things for a couple of days at Centre Parcs...

Bloody Hell...those Tesco carrier bags aint as strong as they used to be...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10173 on: May 18, 2011, 12:38:04 AM »
As I am the only one of my "newbies" shift to have the permit to drive, I have spent the past hour taking the other smokers on shift out for a fag. What a drag, huh ;-)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10174 on: May 18, 2011, 05:17:09 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on May 17, 2011, 10:33:54 PM
I have just packed a few things for a couple of days at Centre Parcs...

Bloody Hell...those Tesco carrier bags aint as strong as they used to be...

Oooh a romantic trip away eh  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10175 on: May 18, 2011, 05:30:58 AM »
Going to watch Pirate tonight ....in his latest film  ..maybe he is trying to avoid all the publicity  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10176 on: May 18, 2011, 05:32:37 AM »
I'm in the office now, but want to be in the land of nod. Official... I can no longer do the early mornings I use to enjoy  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10177 on: May 18, 2011, 06:19:59 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 18, 2011, 05:32:37 AM
I can no longer do the early mornings I use to enjoy  surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10178 on: May 18, 2011, 08:22:06 AM »
Handcuffs were too small for the 4 poster.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10179 on: May 18, 2011, 08:23:58 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 18, 2011, 08:22:06 AM
Handcuffs were too small for the 4 poster.


Baldy has big wrists...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10180 on: May 18, 2011, 08:26:30 AM »
Quote from: tel on May 18, 2011, 08:22:06 AM
Handcuffs were too small for the 4 poster.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10181 on: May 18, 2011, 08:30:47 AM »
Taking intravenous coffee in WInchester, Nottingham soon  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10182 on: May 18, 2011, 08:31:08 AM »
Breakfast done. Off to harbour for a Bishops Finger. Crab sandwich for Mrs TelM
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10183 on: May 18, 2011, 08:51:06 AM »
Coffee here too.  Quacks then here...




To check out the wedding reception venue.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #10184 on: May 18, 2011, 09:10:17 AM »
Ah ~ the famous "Twisted Spire" in Chesterfield.

All to do with using unseasoned wood when they built it.

Long time since I was there.

They used to have a good market as I recall.





'ang on! Wot Wedding Reception?
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