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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11670 on: July 19, 2011, 08:38:15 PM »
I have just returned from Leicester and feel decidedly left out.  There seems to have been tears anguish and tantrums today. So sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: My nose is now red.... sad32: sad32:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11671 on: July 19, 2011, 08:45:53 PM »
I have just returned from Leicester and feel decidedly left out.  There seems to have been tears anguish and tantrums today. So sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: My nose is now red.... sad32: sad32:

Some of us older chaps who have been with ladies through their fifth decade will understand and sympathise.  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11672 on: July 19, 2011, 08:53:39 PM »
Oh thank you Darwin, I will go and have a nice cup of tea and take one of my pills. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11673 on: July 19, 2011, 08:55:19 PM »
Went on a bike ride which finished in the pub, a pint of the dark stuff.  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11674 on: July 19, 2011, 09:55:29 PM »
I have bought some mahoosive nails for a DIY project  eveilgrin:

 eeek: Nailing people to a cross is prolly illegal in Nottingham.


All these comments and the fact that the VP space cadet will NOT answer my questions, even via pm, has got me a tad worried tbh. confused:
He is becoming very insistant that I go back to his place again the weekend after next (that's a week this coming Saturday btw  whistle: ) to join up and meet his mates at a BBQ he's having.  rubschin:

He's up to summat. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11675 on: July 19, 2011, 10:32:54 PM »
Ok so Nick is having a BBQ and has bought some mahoosive nails, did someone tell him he needed more iron in his diet by any chance?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11676 on: July 19, 2011, 10:41:51 PM »
Wooden BBQ......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11677 on: July 20, 2011, 05:02:19 AM »
Garden shed for Growler  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11678 on: July 20, 2011, 07:38:11 AM »
It seems that Growler is an shy bear  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11679 on: July 20, 2011, 07:43:28 AM »
Today I shall be mainly wasting time waiting at the Village Hall for the Water Board to show up
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11680 on: July 20, 2011, 07:51:22 AM »
 
Today I shall be mainly wasting time waiting at the Village Hall for the Water Board to show up

 happy100  Still you could waste a few minutes pissing in the corners like. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11681 on: July 20, 2011, 08:26:27 AM »
It seems that Growler is an shy bear  noooo:

I am actually. Ask ANYONE that really knows me. scared:

You are up to summat, and why won't you answer my questions?  rubschin:

I refuse to come over until you do....in ful too btw.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11682 on: July 20, 2011, 08:28:29 AM »
Yeah answer him Nick ...otherwise we will be forced to hold an Inquiry  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11683 on: July 20, 2011, 08:29:17 AM »
I repeat:

Yu are invited over for the weekend. COme Friday night so that we can go cavingon Sat morning. We can also revisit my flat 'ill.

Some mates (about 4) are invited for a BBQ on SUnday (or maybe Sat evening)

Um, that;s it. They are not scarey.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11684 on: July 20, 2011, 08:29:46 AM »
Breakfast in Starbuck's already with the boss discussing what she should do about 'her situation'  Banghead
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