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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11880 on: July 25, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 10:36:15 AM
I am suspicious as to the motive of the invite...

Think you are right to be .....defences are always best left up
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11881 on: July 25, 2011, 10:41:02 AM »
I am playing 'catch up' not very well I hasten to add.  I have just purchased two large hula hoops not of the edible variety.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11882 on: July 25, 2011, 10:41:05 AM »
There speaks the voice of experience  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11883 on: July 25, 2011, 10:41:57 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on July 25, 2011, 10:36:15 AM
I am suspicious as to the motive of the invite...

Cigar and a pint of Youngs for TMR!  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11884 on: July 25, 2011, 10:42:35 AM »
Hasn't he been doctored ?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11885 on: July 25, 2011, 10:43:46 AM »
Insider info Miss D?  All puns intended.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11886 on: July 25, 2011, 10:43:53 AM »
WIth an axe  eeek: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11887 on: July 25, 2011, 10:44:45 AM »
I have a good memory  8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11888 on: July 25, 2011, 10:48:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 25, 2011, 10:42:35 AM
Hasn't he been doctored ?  whistle:

Doesn't always work the way the NHS does it.

We never have a problem with 'reversals' on livestock.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11889 on: July 25, 2011, 12:30:36 PM »
Soooo...

Three pints of Guinness for me later, (3 Vodka, Soda and Limes for her) and I have absolutely no idea why she invited me. Women are odd.

Just received a text suggesting I wait in the Wetherspoons at Victoria and she will meet me after work - go back on the train together and she will give me a lift home.

Most odd.

Perhaps Miss D can throw some light on the female psyche?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11890 on: July 25, 2011, 12:34:19 PM »
SHe is deffo up to something but wimmin are a fooking mystery. SO are you going to wait?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11891 on: July 25, 2011, 12:34:56 PM »
OOooohhhhh that is just round the corner from me...what time are we meeting ?  lol:

I think perhaps a slow realisation that the grass may not be greener on the other side is occurring  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11892 on: July 25, 2011, 12:36:38 PM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11893 on: July 25, 2011, 04:40:17 PM »
Home now, but I was in the dog house earlier. This one . Excellent ploughman's made with quality products - Hand-carved honey roasted ham, Devon Cheddar & Melton Mowbray pork pie, with pickled onion, celery, chunky piccalilli, mixed salad, apple, multi-grain bread & butter   burp
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #11894 on: July 25, 2011, 05:48:41 PM »
Still in pub  ;)
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