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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12075 on: August 07, 2011, 04:47:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
Do you have a small bottom or huge padded pants?

I dont have a large padded seat.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12076 on: August 07, 2011, 04:50:08 PM »
Hippo stylee bum then noooo:

Most disappointing. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12077 on: August 07, 2011, 04:52:45 PM »
Stanley?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12078 on: August 07, 2011, 04:54:23 PM »
This new saddle of yours Nick? ...



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12079 on: August 07, 2011, 05:00:39 PM »
Makes sense  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12080 on: August 07, 2011, 05:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2011, 04:45:53 PM
Do you have a small bottom or huge padded pants?

Or a permanent grin.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12081 on: August 07, 2011, 05:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 07, 2011, 04:34:49 PM
Answer me this; why do the local lycra clad mini-peleton feel the need to traipse through the bar WITH their bicycles just because there's a short, sharp shower outside? It was bad enough the first time when they piled in for a drink  ~  that lycra doesn't leave much to the imagination  noooo:
But then the weather changed and oh, their ickle saddles were getting wet outside so out they go and pile back in with the cycles to keep them warm and dry  whacky115

Wrap yer saddle in a Tesco bag if it's going to rain ...  happy088

I ended up barring all cyclists from my pubs unless they came by car and wore proper clothes.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12082 on: August 07, 2011, 05:07:28 PM »
By looking at the bloke in a sky blue body suit of lycra (  eeek: ) it must have been quite cold outside  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12083 on: August 07, 2011, 05:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2011, 05:07:28 PM
By looking at the bloke in a sky blue body suit of lycra (  eeek: ) it must have been quite cold outside  noooo:

You could tell his religion too  eeek:

I reckon you didn't see the woman in the tight red top behind him?  Chapel hat pegs ...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12084 on: August 07, 2011, 05:12:09 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12085 on: August 07, 2011, 05:12:30 PM »

Do they really need to dress up like Tour De France competitors just to cycle round Sarf London streets or the lanes around here? The whole point of going out on a bike is lost on them ... it is about enjoyment of fresh air and the sights you cannot see from a car. Taking healthy exercise I can understand but the way they dress and behave? Fecking eejits!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12086 on: August 07, 2011, 05:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on August 07, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 07, 2011, 05:07:28 PM
By looking at the bloke in a sky blue body suit of lycra (  eeek: ) it must have been quite cold outside  noooo:

You could tell his religion too  eeek:

I reckon you didn't see the woman in the tight red top behind him?  Chapel hat pegs ...  noooo:

I didn't need to turn round and see her .....your eyes popping out yer head said it all  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12087 on: August 07, 2011, 05:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 07, 2011, 05:12:30 PM

Do they really need to dress up like Tour De France competitors just to cycle round Sarf London streets or the lanes around here? The whole point of going out on a bike is lost on them ... it is about enjoyment of fresh air and the sights you cannot see from a car. Taking healthy exercise I can understand but the way they dress and behave? Fecking eejits!  evil:

Good point. Someone asked me via email the other day why I have a mountain bike living in the middle of London. A fair question which I explained to MissD today. A friend of mine was moving house and had no further use of his mountain bike and offered it to me, gratis. This was about ten years or so ago and since then it's been nicked, replaced, nicked, replaced and I still have one which I use during the summer. It's a sturdy thing but only has 24 gears ...  lol:
Unlike some I hear who have 60  whistle:

Oh, and I don't dress up to use it  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12088 on: August 08, 2011, 06:48:38 AM »
I am trying to get to work. Absolute travel chaos. The tube station is closed as the fuckwits have smashed the windows in, as they have for the Maccy D, Body shop, M & S and every other store. One shop burnt out and police outside them all trying to prevent looting.

Absolute feckin scum   evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12089 on: August 11, 2011, 07:05:26 AM »
Today I have to go for a hospital appointment ........... in Scallypool  scared2:
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