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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12465 on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 31, 2011, 10:19:23 AM
I have little to fear Mary 1 is an ex-nun

Did she lapse?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12466 on: August 31, 2011, 10:21:07 AM »
 evil:

I think she would still be a nun if she hadn't got pregnant
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12467 on: August 31, 2011, 10:24:08 AM »
Not an immaculate conception then  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12468 on: August 31, 2011, 04:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 31, 2011, 10:24:08 AM
Not an immaculate conception then  noooo:

Quite untidy by the sound of it.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12469 on: August 31, 2011, 05:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2011, 05:32:58 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 31, 2011, 05:30:15 AM
Come on over for a few weeks F.O.C you say  whistle:

In exchange for a day-glo hard hat baseball cap like....  cool14:

Having seen the price of temporary membership of the Smug Club, I have decided to stay put here in Blighty

I believe that these are the ones ... http://www.eurox.co.uk/update/item.asp?searchtext=&page=1&line=4&groupid=&sid=147

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12470 on: August 31, 2011, 05:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on August 31, 2011, 05:06:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 31, 2011, 05:32:58 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 31, 2011, 05:30:15 AM
Come on over for a few weeks F.O.C you say  whistle:

In exchange for a day-glo hard hat baseball cap like....  cool14:

Having seen the price of temporary membership of the Smug Club, I have decided to stay put here in Blighty

I believe that these are the ones ... http://www.eurox.co.uk/update/item.asp?searchtext=&page=1&line=4&groupid=&sid=147

Buy one...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12471 on: August 31, 2011, 07:13:41 PM »
Miss D looked like she had been creosoted  noooo:

But I got three kisses  cloud9: ANd I have a bit of lipstick on my cheek  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12472 on: August 31, 2011, 07:17:45 PM »
It's called a suntan dear boy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12473 on: September 01, 2011, 08:36:39 AM »
Lunch with Mary 2
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12474 on: September 01, 2011, 08:42:44 AM »
Nick is working his way through the ladies of London  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12475 on: September 01, 2011, 08:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 01, 2011, 08:42:44 AM
Nick is working his way through the ladies of London  lol:

Wouldn't that put you on his list then Miss D?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12476 on: September 01, 2011, 08:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2011, 08:50:59 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 01, 2011, 08:42:44 AM
Nick is working his way through the ladies of London  lol:

Wouldn't that put you on his list then Miss D?  whistle:

He met with Miss D last evening ...... Do try to keep up.

Honestly the attention span of the younger generation  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12477 on: September 01, 2011, 08:55:22 AM »
I have had 3 showers since  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12478 on: September 01, 2011, 08:57:49 AM »
Cold ones?  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12479 on: September 01, 2011, 08:58:29 AM »
Oh yes  lol:

He made me rub the length of his trousers  whistle:
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