Basically what you are saying in a roundabout sort of diplomatic way like JOM, being the polite and caring person that you most obviously are, is that' she's a PLANK?
Yes?
Thought so.
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Running me own scoooell of 'saying it how it is without mincin' yer werds...like'.
Firm believer in sayin' what's on your mind tbh.
Any'ow. I was NOT a happy BEAR this morning, AT ALL.
Goes to 'me 'ill' dead early like to avoid sheeples and grot sprogs, and seems loads of others had the same idea.
08:00 and the place was swarming with beige shorts and socks cladded map clutching plant pots, all smiling cheerily and wishing everyone and thing in sight a oh so merry good morning, bloody happy jolly tossers.
I HATE having to speak to strangers up there, disturbing me thought patterns like, but to avoid being classed as a miserable old odd ball twat, one has to conform I suppose.
Any'ow, back to me van, and with greatests of relishment, anticipation and hunger, drove down to the caf at Logger'eds for me full English Brekky.
Parked up and wandered over and through the gate, to be greeted by an ever increasing racket of...sprogs, hysterically overly excited versions of grot sprogs, about 30 of them, who'd taken over virtually the whole of the caf for a bastard
tea breakfast birthday party it seems....at 09:45 in the morning FFS!
!
Came home in disgust and cooked me own.
