The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

BM is just a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives 

[Barman]

BM is just a bundle of unqualified biological imperatives 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Anyhoo my blood test show that I am normal.

I should demand a second opinion if I were you.

[Miss Demeanour]

Whenever Little Miss Devastation gets her arse home I am going to wrench her head from her neck and flush it down the toilet 

[Darwins Selection]

Whenever Little Miss Devastation gets her arse home I am going to wrench her head from her neck and flush it down the toilet 

Floater?

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh yes ...nothing she does is cleared away properly 

[Nick]

Whenever Little Miss Devastation gets her arse home I am going to wrench her head from her neck and flush it down the toilet 

[Barman]

Whenever Little Miss Devastation gets her arse home I am going to wrench her head from her neck and flush it down the toilet 

What will you do with the rest of her like...?   

Do you need a responsible adult...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Are you willing to represent me ...I can claim senile dementia 

[GROWLER]

Whenever Little Miss Devastation gets her arse home I am going to wrench her head from her neck and flush it down the toilet 

'Cat fight'?

Woz goin' on then ey? I missed summat?

[Barman]

Are you willing to represent me ...I can claim senile dementia 

Hardly senile... 

We'll plead 'diminished responsibility'.... Okay? 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Well?

[Barman]

Well?

My client has nothing to say at this point gentlemen... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sounds reasonable ..........

I have come home and the house is an absolute upside down tip ( her last day of the school holidays). SHe is not here , they have moved on to another friends house. My headphones appear to have been broken  which she only 'borrowed' yesterday. She also borrowed one of my favourite tops yesterday and they have obviously been dying hair today 

Washing up piled high in the sink and drinks spilled on carpet .

I am leaving home