The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm in a rage 

[Nick]

Sounds reasonable ..........

I have come home and the house is an absolute upside down tip ( her last day of the school holidays). SHe is not here , they have moved on to another friends house. My headphones appear to have been broken  which she only 'borrowed' yesterday. She also borrowed one of my favourite tops yesterday and they have obviously been dying hair today 

Washing up piled high in the sink and drinks spilled on carpet .

I am leaving home 

Thrash her 

[GROWLER]

Sounds reasonable ..........

I have come home and the house is an absolute upside down tip ( her last day of the school holidays). SHe is not here , they have moved on to another friends house. My headphones appear to have been broken  which she only 'borrowed' yesterday. She also borrowed one of my favourite tops yesterday and they have obviously been dying hair today 

Washing up piled high in the sink and drinks spilled on carpet .

I am leaving home 

Oh, are we just talkin' about The Brat here? 

I thought you were talkin' about someone in 'ere like.
There's that many Miss Whatever's in 'ere, I get all confuslicomplicated in me ''ed type thing like.

[Miss Demeanour]

But how can they be in my house ?......I know you don't listen to wimmin but not reading them either 

[GROWLER]

But how can they be in my house ?......I know you don't listen to wimmin but not reading them either 

Ey/? Wha'?
You've lost me now wumman.

[Barman]

I'm in a rage 

I'm charging by the hour (or part thereof).... 

[Just One More]

Oh ..... and selling a Fiat 

Oh, if only you'd have said last week, I was after one then 

[Nick]

 

Growler will go mad 

[Just One More]

I will poo on his head

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been hoovering my newly serviced car.  £135 first MOT and service.  They washed it too.  Excellent value.   

[Nick]

I am in Worstertshire on Friday 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Oh eck!