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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12705 on: September 06, 2011, 08:15:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12706 on: September 06, 2011, 08:21:32 PM »
Watching Beeb 3 "Don't tell the bride".

Scots wedding!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12707 on: September 06, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »
I have lettuce  angel1

I have a V A T .... its helping.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12708 on: September 06, 2011, 08:28:40 PM »
I am in Worstertshire on Friday  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12709 on: September 06, 2011, 08:29:19 PM »
I have turned over to watch it. Who are these mongs???
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12710 on: September 06, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »
I have turned over to watch it. Who are these mongs???

It gets worse!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12711 on: September 06, 2011, 08:46:01 PM »
So now, sky diving bride and bridesmaid

Reception at the miners club

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12712 on: September 06, 2011, 08:52:28 PM »
Mrs NIck wold have killed me if I had pushed her out of a plane  noooo:

Had she survived, of course  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12713 on: September 06, 2011, 08:57:55 PM »
Mrs NIck wold have killed me if I had pushed her out of a plane  noooo:

Had she survived, of course  eveilgrin:

The ex Mrs tel would have jumped and then killed me.
The current Mrs Tel would have just killed me.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12714 on: September 07, 2011, 06:09:23 AM »
So now, sky diving bride and bridesmaid

Reception at the miners club

Was that in case the chutes didn't open?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12715 on: September 07, 2011, 06:50:39 AM »
 lol:  derbyshire dales this morning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12716 on: September 07, 2011, 06:54:54 AM »
The big city today. I did have a hospital appointment booked since last year. They phoned yesterday to postpone it! However as I've already arranged to meet an old friend...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12717 on: September 07, 2011, 06:55:37 AM »
Painting...  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12718 on: September 07, 2011, 07:09:01 AM »
Fire training  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12719 on: September 07, 2011, 07:13:32 AM »
As I recall three elements are necessary to start a fire:
i) Combustible material
ii) Source of ignition
iii) Oxygen

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