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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12735 on: September 08, 2011, 04:18:45 AM »
Today I shall mostly be painting the boiler room...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12736 on: September 08, 2011, 05:41:23 AM »
Why have you been naughty?
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12737 on: September 08, 2011, 06:41:13 AM »
What a difference a comma can make  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12738 on: September 08, 2011, 06:44:27 AM »
Today I shall mostly be painting the boiler room...  evil:

It will be hot down there. Cross between a crematorium and hell you may return a little crispy round the edges.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12739 on: September 08, 2011, 06:53:08 AM »
Meeting in Poole
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12740 on: September 08, 2011, 06:58:19 AM »
Trying in vain to make sense of it all.  surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12741 on: September 08, 2011, 06:58:43 AM »
Today I shall mostly be painting the boiler room...  evil:

It will be hot down there. Cross between a crematorium and hell you may return a little crispy round the edges.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12742 on: September 08, 2011, 07:09:25 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12743 on: September 08, 2011, 07:31:44 AM »
Trying in vain to make sense of it all.  surrender:

Tell us all, we will be able to help with our collective wisdom. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12744 on: September 08, 2011, 07:34:16 AM »
I am still trying to think of words that rhyme with elk  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12745 on: September 08, 2011, 07:36:00 AM »
Welk.

Doctors doctors and more doctors today. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12746 on: September 08, 2011, 07:37:34 AM »
See if they can think of any other than whelk then   cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12747 on: September 08, 2011, 07:42:04 AM »
Talc  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12748 on: September 08, 2011, 09:34:00 AM »
First couple of coats toshed-on carefully applied...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #12749 on: September 08, 2011, 09:34:30 AM »
Right then. Poole it is
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