The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

The gym beckons.

So does a full English! 

My local leisure centre does both. Doesn't seem right somehow.

Those having the breakfast will be the same ones that park as close to the entrance as possible

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am as you know full well am an   His father is the devil incarnate and a tosser to boot.

  All wimmin seem to think that.

In which case I suppose it must be true. . .

Umm This one was the father of my two eldest children.  He left me, (I can'y imagine why ) to be with his lover who was pregnant and moved to Scotland.  He left me with nowhere to live, we had just sold our house and paid no maintenance despite or inspite of the CSA. He wanted nothing to do with his two children until the youngest had turned 16 when maintenance was no longer an issue.

I don't and never had a problem with him wanting to be with someone else but IMO what he did to his children was unforgivable.

That said I find it unbelievable just how far the contents of half a bottle of American mustard can travel around a kitchen when dropped from a height of no more than 3' 6".

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Today I will mostly be at home in Worstshire.

[GROWLER]

I am as you know full well am an   His father is the devil incarnate and a tosser to boot.

  All wimmin seem to think that.

In which case I suppose it must be true. . .

Umm This one was the father of my two eldest children. He left me, (I can'y imagine why ) to be with his lover who was pregnant and moved to Scotland.  He left me with nowhere to live, we had just sold our house and paid no maintenance despite or inspite of the CSA. He wanted nothing to do with his two children until the youngest had turned 16 when maintenance was no longer an issue.

I don't and never had a problem with him wanting to be with someone else but IMO what he did to his children was unforgivable.

That said I find it unbelievable just how far the contents of half a bottle of American mustard can travel around a kitchen when dropped from a height of no more than 3' 6".

Me neither, 'cus WE all luv you loads like. .....'specially me like.

[Darwins Selection]

I am as you know full well am an   His father is the devil incarnate and a tosser to boot.

  All wimmin seem to think that.

In which case I suppose it must be true. . .

Umm This one was the father of my two eldest children.  He left me, (I can'y imagine why ) to be with his lover who was pregnant and moved to Scotland.  He left me with nowhere to live, we had just sold our house and paid no maintenance despite or inspite of the CSA. He wanted nothing to do with his two children until the youngest had turned 16 when maintenance was no longer an issue.

I don't and never had a problem with him wanting to be with someone else but IMO what he did to his children was unforgivable.

That said I find it unbelievable just how far the contents of half a bottle of American mustard can travel around a kitchen when dropped from a height of no more than 3' 6".

I can see why you think ill of the man, and the designers of mustard bottles. 

I liked the way you used "can'y" instead of "can't" in the "move to Scotland" sentence.

You subtle artistry and ethnic redirection always lends a little extra to any post. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am as you know full well am an   His father is the devil incarnate and a tosser to boot.

  All wimmin seem to think that.

In which case I suppose it must be true. . .

Umm This one was the father of my two eldest children.  He left me, (I can'y imagine why ) to be with his lover who was pregnant and moved to Scotland.  He left me with nowhere to live, we had just sold our house and paid no maintenance despite or inspite of the CSA. He wanted nothing to do with his two children until the youngest had turned 16 when maintenance was no longer an issue.

I don't and never had a problem with him wanting to be with someone else but IMO what he did to his children was unforgivable.

That said I find it unbelievable just how far the contents of half a bottle of American mustard can travel around a kitchen when dropped from a height of no more than 3' 6".

I can see why you think ill of the man, and the designers of mustard bottles. 

I liked the way you used "can'y" instead of "can't" in the "move to Scotland" sentence.

You subtle artistry and ethnic redirection always lends a little extra to any post.

  It was of course intentional.

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has returned from her dad's...... they are not speaking 

Apparently she was a lazy so and so this weekend  - quelle surprise 

So I have been trying to 'talk' to her tonight. Her suggestion for improved relations all round - " why don't we get one of those illegal servant people. We don't have to pay them just give em enough food to survive. We woudln't have to have any more arguments then about how little housework I do " 

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

I've just got back from up 'me 'ill. It was quite wild. No one else was there. 
I now look quite like this.

[Miss Demeanour]

I wouldn't bother combing out your fur today ....another blustery, hair in your eyes day awaits .

Today I will mainly be having a day of review meetings - let me pluck my eyelashes out one buy one now 

Tonight I plan to start back at the gym proper but I am already achy after 2 trips to Ikea this weekend  , dismantling a hooge chest of drawers , building a new one and carting it up the stairs and then gutting the Brat's room . 

[Barman]

I wouldn't bother combing out your fur today ....another blustery, hair in your eyes day awaits .

Today I will mainly be having a day of review meetings - let me pluck my eyelashes out one buy one now 

Tonight I plan to start back at the gym proper but I am already achy after 2 trips to Ikea this weekend  , dismantling a hooge chest of drawers , building a new one and carting it up the stairs and then gutting the Brat's room . 

 

That is a marathon in itself!

[Miss Demeanour]

I went to put some clothes in her room last night and she said " can't you not leave them there , my room is lovely and tidy and I don't want you to mess it up " 

 

 

 

[Barman]

I went to put some clothes in her room last night and she said " can't you not leave them there , my room is lovely and tidy and I don't want you to mess it up " 

 

 

 

Did you make her sleep in the kitchen then?? 

[Miss Demeanour]

She needs to go and sleep on the planet that she lives on 

[Barman]

She needs to go and sleep on the planet that she lives on 

Heranus?