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Offline tel

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #135 on: December 10, 2009, 10:15:09 AM »
I have some very vivid (and some very blurred) memories of office Xmas activities.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #136 on: December 10, 2009, 11:13:03 AM »
Office parties:
Some of this:


Lots of this:


Inevitably some of this:


Whilst the CEO is:


The Transport Manager is:


Head of HR is


The Office Loser will be chancing his luck;


And you expect us to believe you will be:


Sorry but you may need this:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #137 on: December 10, 2009, 11:21:24 AM »
 sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #138 on: December 10, 2009, 01:27:02 PM »
Hour and a half drinking time already.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #139 on: December 10, 2009, 02:15:55 PM »
Where is everyone today?  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #140 on: December 10, 2009, 02:57:27 PM »
Cyprus.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #141 on: December 10, 2009, 04:08:53 PM »
I have just been given my secret santa - sex dice and a pack of sex cards  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #142 on: December 10, 2009, 04:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2009, 04:08:53 PM
I have just been given my secret santa - sex dice and a pack of sex cards  whistle:
Oh yes...?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #143 on: December 10, 2009, 04:13:25 PM »
I've been out.

Won't be getting a secret Santa  sad24: ... so I've bought some mince pies  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #144 on: December 10, 2009, 04:16:47 PM »
I've been out with my boys ..... shopping and stuff. Men's shopping, new door lock for front door.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #145 on: December 10, 2009, 04:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 10, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
Where is everyone today?  tunble:

'HE' appears to be in Crewe so he 'HE' so uniniterestingly informs me by text.  ::)

Do we really need to know I ask? ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #146 on: December 10, 2009, 05:42:19 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2009, 04:08:53 PM
I have just been given my secret santa - sex dice and a pack of sex cards  whistle:

Is it a game for one?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #147 on: December 10, 2009, 05:43:28 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 10, 2009, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 10, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
Where is everyone today?  tunble:

'HE' appears to be in Crewe so he 'HE' so uniniterestingly informs me by text.  ::)

Do we really need to know I ask? ::)

I have just left Wigan
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #148 on: December 10, 2009, 07:20:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 10, 2009, 05:42:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 10, 2009, 04:08:53 PM
I have just been given my secret santa - sex dice and a pack of sex cards  whistle:

Is it a game for one?


Apparently not  whistle:

Two dice - one with pictures of positions the other with where it should be. Proving to be very popular in the real pub.  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #149 on: December 10, 2009, 07:30:43 PM »
 eeek:Are there roolz?
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