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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13560 on: October 02, 2011, 09:04:52 PM »
In a fury right now trying to make my way to Slightly Squiffy. It seems to be the right place to be. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13561 on: October 02, 2011, 09:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 02, 2011, 09:04:52 PM
In a fury right now trying to make my way to Slightly Squiffy. It seems to be the right place to be. surrender:

A Diazapam works wonders, works wonders, works wonders...A Diazapam works wonders, works wonders,  so get some today...or a dog...:thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13562 on: October 02, 2011, 09:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 02, 2011, 09:04:52 PM
In a fury right now trying to make my way to Slightly Squiffy. It seems to be the right place to be. surrender:

Ey? confused:
Wha'? confused:

Translation required please.
Bear language will suffice if English is a problem right now like.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13563 on: October 02, 2011, 09:51:52 PM »
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but having a curry now that I made Friday...and some more scrumpy

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 02, 2011, 08:05:10 PM
Sounds just about a perfick day  cloud9:

Sounds like he'll be shitting through the eye of a needle in the morning  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13564 on: October 02, 2011, 09:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 02, 2011, 09:04:52 PM
In a fury right now trying to make my way to Slightly Squiffy. It seems to be the right place to be. surrender:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13565 on: October 03, 2011, 06:51:48 AM »
Going drinking with my solicitor in preparation for tomorrow.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13566 on: October 03, 2011, 08:07:57 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on October 02, 2011, 09:22:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on October 02, 2011, 09:04:52 PM
In a fury right now trying to make my way to Slightly Squiffy. It seems to be the right place to be. surrender:

Ey? confused:
Wha'? confused:

Translation required please.
Bear language will suffice if English is a problem right now like.

She means she is Bloody Angry and intends to drink alcohol until she reaches that state of inebriation when she doesn't give a flying fvck.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13567 on: October 03, 2011, 08:46:47 AM »
Goin' piggin' nowhere at the mo 'round 'ere. cussing:
Bastard M56 is closed due to a gormless useless ape  headed buffoon of a tanker driver (probably foreign) spilling his load or summat and as a consequence everything is diverting through here creating absolute and  mass gridlock. Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13568 on: October 03, 2011, 08:54:03 AM »
Listening to a programme about castration and eunuchs  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13569 on: October 03, 2011, 08:55:57 AM »
Work being cancelled here now due to cussies not being able to get their cars into dealerships, all becuase THICKO on the M friggin bastard 56 can't drive properly. Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13570 on: October 03, 2011, 09:00:46 AM »
I have been spreading bitumen in a rain gully...  evil:

Now I am going to paint the front of the garage...  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13571 on: October 03, 2011, 09:07:23 AM »
YOu should buy a brush for LL :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13572 on: October 03, 2011, 09:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 09:07:23 AM
YOu should buy a brush for LL :thumbsup:

Burfday present like...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13573 on: October 03, 2011, 09:09:57 AM »
 :thumbsup:

ANd some overalls  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13574 on: October 03, 2011, 09:11:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 03, 2011, 09:09:57 AM
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ANd some overalls  :thumbsup:

Fer Xmas...?  rubschin:
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