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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13800 on: October 13, 2011, 02:14:56 PM »
Thank you. ;D  Just back from the horsepickle. I now have a large mug of tea to hand. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13801 on: October 14, 2011, 07:37:26 AM »
What a load of absolute tosspots that were witnessed queuing outside telephone shop this morning waiting for the 'latest' version of iphone.  Wankah:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13802 on: October 14, 2011, 08:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 14, 2011, 07:37:26 AM
What a load of absolute tosspots that were witnessed queuing outside telephone shop this morning waiting for the 'latest' version of iphone.  Wankah:

Well that put paid to any VP member starting the "I got my new iphone today" thread.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13803 on: October 14, 2011, 08:03:35 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2011, 08:00:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 14, 2011, 07:37:26 AM
What a load of absolute tosspots that were witnessed queuing outside telephone shop this morning waiting for the 'latest' version of iphone.  Wankah:

Well that put paid to any VP member starting the "I got my new iphone today" thread.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13804 on: October 14, 2011, 08:15:09 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2011, 08:00:52 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 14, 2011, 07:37:26 AM
What a load of absolute tosspots that were witnessed queuing outside telephone shop this morning waiting for the 'latest' version of iphone.  Wankah:

Well that put paid to any VP member starting the "I got my new iphone today" thread.

Lets be honest I can't see any of us getting up at o dark o clock to go and queue with a bunch of eejits and then pay out  hundreds of squids for a phone that isn't anna log  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13805 on: October 14, 2011, 10:48:12 AM »
I appear to be on a train to London again.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13806 on: October 14, 2011, 10:55:12 AM »
Better on it than under it.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13807 on: October 14, 2011, 12:31:12 PM »
 ;D Orf to the horsepickle again I am getting pretty sick of this.  Snoops and Uncle  lessons on how to cope please. surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13808 on: October 14, 2011, 12:32:27 PM »
Don't ever let them treat you like an idiot. Take a gun to encourage them  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13809 on: October 14, 2011, 01:02:38 PM »
Personally I argue with them .... usually it is a pyrrhic victory as they have the upper hand and the needles but it give me some small measure of satisfaction.


Questions like "How long have you been practising doctor?" and when the doc replies "10 years" (or whatever) I hit them with the old "Any chance you could find me a doctor who has finished practising and knows what he is doing" cheer me immensely but the doctors don't seem to find it funny.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13810 on: October 14, 2011, 01:09:24 PM »
 doh:

APart from my mad GP I find the bastards to be arrogant with deficient interpersonal skills. DUring my relatively few (mercifully) stays in hospital I got sick of being talked about and across rather than being talked to as though I had some sort of brain.....

This needs a new thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13811 on: October 14, 2011, 01:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2011, 01:09:24 PM
I got sick of being talked about and across rather than being talked to as though I had some sort of brain

You can see their dilemma though. .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13812 on: October 14, 2011, 01:17:45 PM »
 evil:

I have been known to remind them that I too am a Dr.  evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13813 on: October 14, 2011, 01:20:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 14, 2011, 01:17:45 PM
evil:

I have been known to remind them that I too am a Dr.  evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

Then they can say "It shows you don't have to be all that good then"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13814 on: October 14, 2011, 01:29:39 PM »
 Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I have just finished my Mickey Mouse article I will have you know  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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