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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13905 on: October 18, 2011, 01:00:13 PM »
Then it's your fault  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13906 on: October 18, 2011, 01:00:56 PM »
Why didn't you just stay still and text her ?  rubschin:

I didn't take my phone  cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13907 on: October 18, 2011, 01:01:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13908 on: October 18, 2011, 02:57:20 PM »
Why carry a mobile phone when you go out?  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13909 on: October 18, 2011, 02:58:52 PM »
Today I am mostly in Hampshire . cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13910 on: October 18, 2011, 02:59:31 PM »
Today I am mostly in Hampshire . cloud9:


Today I am mostly green with envy.  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13911 on: October 18, 2011, 02:59:49 PM »
Where are your other bits?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13912 on: October 18, 2011, 03:00:59 PM »
I wanna go home!  angry041:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13913 on: October 18, 2011, 04:45:11 PM »
I went to that very food fair Summer 2010  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13914 on: October 18, 2011, 04:48:34 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13915 on: October 18, 2011, 05:12:32 PM »
Violins:

You look like you are slicing meet for a doner kebab... Drool:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13916 on: October 18, 2011, 07:56:47 PM »
Violins:

You look like you are slicing meet for a doner kebab... Drool:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13917 on: October 18, 2011, 08:01:49 PM »
Wrong arm angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13918 on: October 18, 2011, 08:11:00 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #13919 on: October 18, 2011, 08:23:57 PM »
Wrong arm angel1

I wouldn't expect you to get that correct either.  ;)
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