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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14055 on: October 24, 2011, 02:04:06 PM »
Nope. It's all about your thighs noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14056 on: October 24, 2011, 02:25:26 PM »
I have been piss-potting in Pafos!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14057 on: October 24, 2011, 02:25:59 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14058 on: October 24, 2011, 02:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2011, 02:25:26 PM
I have been piss-potting in Pafos!  Banghead

Is that like crazy golf ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14059 on: October 24, 2011, 02:44:35 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14060 on: October 24, 2011, 02:56:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 24, 2011, 02:41:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 24, 2011, 02:25:26 PM
I have been piss-potting in Pafos!  Banghead

Is that like crazy golf ?


Thanks Miss D ~ I now have a mental image of BM trying to fit his todger, from a distance of 5 feet,  into one of those little windmills they have on Crazy Golf courses.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14061 on: October 24, 2011, 03:01:03 PM »
BM will be pleased someone is fantasising about him  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14062 on: October 24, 2011, 03:01:50 PM »
Not me  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14063 on: October 24, 2011, 04:32:25 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 24, 2011, 12:22:48 PM
Oh no we have dashboards  noooo: - I am working on our 'performance dashboard ' also during this week  Banghead

These spreadsheets are for overtime shifts / resource reallocation  to cover the Olympics ......you can imagine how many pages this beast spreads to  noooo:

Are you building this spreadsheet from scratch or using an existing one and is the overtime information entered manually or exported from another system. I've got the template for a dashboard I designed for return rates that could be adapted for overtime and resource tracking with a bit of tinkering.   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14064 on: October 24, 2011, 04:37:59 PM »
Master template with loads of services feeding into it so no chance. Data from a multitude of different sources  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14065 on: October 24, 2011, 04:45:35 PM »
I have just returned home. The Brat was tasked with cleaning upstairs today , whilst she is at home after all  noooo:

I've got home. She is downstairs still in her pj's. I was just about to launch when she declared the reason she had been unable to fulfill her tasks was because there was a hoooge spider in her room and she had therefore been unable to go up there all day.

Shaking my head at her pitiful excuse I wander into her bedroom and there on her curtain was the most disgusterous, meaty, chunky, ugly spider ever.

Even I backed away  scared2:

Had no options though and had to swipe it dead. It popped  eeek:

I feel spooked
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14066 on: October 24, 2011, 05:17:50 PM »
Yikes!  scared2:  'Tis that time of year.  Meanwhile I've been plagued by Ladybirds  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14067 on: October 24, 2011, 05:21:54 PM »
Are you on Nick's ceiling ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14068 on: October 24, 2011, 05:31:29 PM »
Now that would be scary  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14069 on: October 24, 2011, 07:13:47 PM »
I think I must have hit my head today, I'm listening to the coverage of the referendum debate and finding it entertaining.  eeek:
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