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[Pastis]

And lycra clad totty?

     Check the demographic on my postcode   

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

And lycra clad totty?

I think I was caught discreetly blimping at one just like that on Thursday night.
Piggin' FAF arse oneher though.

She sort of scowled at me when out eyes finally made contact like, and she then gathered her clobber and sodded off.

[Pastis]

[quote author=GROWLER link=topic=7084.msg319638#msg319638 date=1320516626

I think I was caught discreetly blimping at one just like that on Thursday night.
Piggin' FAF arse oneher though.

She sort of scowled at me when out eyes finally made contact like, and she then gathered her clobber and sodded off.
[/quote]

There's only one piece of 'problem' equipment so far. It's a triceps / biceps developer (gym fans will know what I mean).  It's been positioned so that your gaze is directly at thigh level on a cross trainer directly in front of you.  Now think about this for a moment; if you're on the triceps machine you're making fore arm movements / gestures which could be slightly misconstrued ...



 

[Miss Demeanour]

We should have our own area on the board like 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Home in Wercestershire. 

[Nick]

Feeling saucy?

[Pastis]

We should have our own area on the board like 

The gym you think?     

[Nick]

I hear tell there is a Sport Bar for that sort of stuff

[Pastis]

I hear tell there is a Sport Bar for that sort of stuff

Good point! 

[Miss Demeanour]

I hear tell there is a Sport Bar for that sort of stuff

Oh it's not sport  ...sport is competitive ..this is self development 

[Nick]

Not in Growler's case.  And how much more development do your thighs need? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Until they can crush you in one swift movement 

[Nick]

What a way to go

[GROWLER]

I hear tell there is a Sport Bar for that sort of stuff

Oh it's not sport  ...sport is competitive ..this is self development 

Self destruction in my case seemingly.

I'm feeling fedup and grumpy with meself.