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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14595 on: November 19, 2011, 01:56:59 PM »
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Quote from: Miss Creant on November 19, 2011, 10:27:49 AM
I am surrounded by onions. noooo:

Are you being sauteed?

I think that I was earlier. redface:

I will be making gargantuan quantities of bread pudding later.

With onions...?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14596 on: November 19, 2011, 06:54:03 PM »
Oh noes with the finest ingredients that money can buy Morrisons basic range.

They are in the oven at the moment, they will be out in the next half hour or so.

Cabbage is pickled, some onions are salted loads more to do but that will have to wait until tomorrow.

Piccalilli is on the adgenda tomorrow as is more bloody Christmas cakes.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14597 on: November 20, 2011, 02:24:58 AM »
Went for a drink with Baldy...................................got nicked for drink driving.......... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14598 on: November 20, 2011, 06:02:30 AM »
Get Baldy to defend yer.... what could possibly go wrong  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14599 on: November 20, 2011, 06:14:41 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2011, 02:24:58 AM
Went for a drink with Baldy...................................got nicked for drink driving.......... cussing:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14600 on: November 20, 2011, 06:47:23 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2011, 02:24:58 AM
Went for a drink with Baldy...................................got nicked for drink driving.......... cussing:

Oh shit... where was it and what did you blow...?  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14601 on: November 20, 2011, 08:06:42 AM »
Or who ???


Oh dear APC .....isn't like one of the rarest events that can happen in Cyprus ?  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14602 on: November 20, 2011, 08:24:31 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 20, 2011, 08:06:42 AM
Or who ???


Oh dear APC .....isn't like one of the rarest events that can happen in Cyprus ?  eeek:

Not now sadly....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14603 on: November 20, 2011, 08:26:26 AM »
Have you been done too ?  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14604 on: November 20, 2011, 08:49:43 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2011, 02:24:58 AM
Went for a drink with Baldy...................................got nicked for drink driving.......... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14605 on: November 20, 2011, 08:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 20, 2011, 08:26:26 AM
Have you been done too ?  eeek: eeek: eeek:

I got stopped for speeding and breathalysed some time ago... Luckily I blew zero...

Time was here that they'd send you on your way...  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14606 on: November 20, 2011, 08:58:20 AM »
Need the money then from fines and stuff  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14607 on: November 20, 2011, 09:00:55 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 20, 2011, 08:58:20 AM
Need the money then from fines and stuff  rubschin:

Indeed... all about money now....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14608 on: November 20, 2011, 10:34:34 AM »
Got nicked right near my house ..........not that much over .....but the bastards keep your car over-night .........The copper was from Nicosia....the local lad said he would have let me go . Banghead

Made them do an inventory of everything in the car ....was fully loaded with stuff....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #14609 on: November 20, 2011, 10:36:20 AM »
Do you get a ban? noooo:
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