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Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:38:06 PMQuote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:34:39 PMI have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor Making soup So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...? It ?! How does half a kilo sound?
Quote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:34:39 PMI have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor Making soup So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...?
I have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor Making soup So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:37:29 PMQuote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:34:39 PMI have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor Making soup So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding You are making soup........ ....what type.....Unloved by many here ... Cream of celery and onion
Quote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:34:39 PMI have just spilled a load of salt over the cooker and kitchen floor Making soup So much for austerity measures; I heard earlier that Oxford Street had to be shut because of overcrowding You are making soup........ ....what type.....
Have you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...?
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PMQuote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PMQuote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:40:53 PMHave you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...? It ?! How does half a kilo sound? You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't.... Ok, yes, I have now ... the kitchen floor is still very... er... crunchy
Quote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PMQuote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:40:53 PMHave you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...? It ?! How does half a kilo sound? You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't....
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:40:53 PMHave you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...? It ?! How does half a kilo sound?
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2011, 02:22:36 PMQuote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2011, 12:41:32 PMQuote from: Just One More on December 03, 2011, 11:20:53 AMNick has his weekly lunch with the lads, I have my weekly earworm of the theme tune from "Last of the Summer Wine" Der der der, deeer deeer der der.... Well the garden bit hasn't worked out as yet, there is still time though. We went to a local table top sale, to my surprise there were no table tops to be had but did come home with some rather wonderful crap bargains. Mr C purchased a hurricane lamp, for those strange 'going out at night in a hurricane' moments. I was very sensible and bought a rather nice Denby jug for £5.00 I am now going to have a look and see what it would fetch on Ebay.Oh and thanks to Nick I am listening to a John Martyn CD. Oh and I am just about to send an email to a very dear friend of mine. Are you still writing it, nothing's come through yet Nothing here either....
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 03, 2011, 12:41:32 PMQuote from: Just One More on December 03, 2011, 11:20:53 AMNick has his weekly lunch with the lads, I have my weekly earworm of the theme tune from "Last of the Summer Wine" Der der der, deeer deeer der der.... Well the garden bit hasn't worked out as yet, there is still time though. We went to a local table top sale, to my surprise there were no table tops to be had but did come home with some rather wonderful crap bargains. Mr C purchased a hurricane lamp, for those strange 'going out at night in a hurricane' moments. I was very sensible and bought a rather nice Denby jug for £5.00 I am now going to have a look and see what it would fetch on Ebay.Oh and thanks to Nick I am listening to a John Martyn CD. Oh and I am just about to send an email to a very dear friend of mine. Are you still writing it, nothing's come through yet
Quote from: Just One More on December 03, 2011, 11:20:53 AMNick has his weekly lunch with the lads, I have my weekly earworm of the theme tune from "Last of the Summer Wine" Der der der, deeer deeer der der.... Well the garden bit hasn't worked out as yet, there is still time though. We went to a local table top sale, to my surprise there were no table tops to be had but did come home with some rather wonderful crap bargains. Mr C purchased a hurricane lamp, for those strange 'going out at night in a hurricane' moments. I was very sensible and bought a rather nice Denby jug for £5.00 I am now going to have a look and see what it would fetch on Ebay.Oh and thanks to Nick I am listening to a John Martyn CD. Oh and I am just about to send an email to a very dear friend of mine.
Nick has his weekly lunch with the lads, I have my weekly earworm of the theme tune from "Last of the Summer Wine" Der der der, deeer deeer der der....
Had to go to Newbury and get some more, the town is full of pikeys.
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2011, 05:31:13 PMHad to go to Newbury and get some more, the town is full of pikeys. All doing their Christmas Shoplifting no doubt
Quote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PMQuote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PMQuote from: Pastis on December 03, 2011, 04:43:29 PMQuote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:40:53 PMHave you chucked it over your left shoulder with your right hand...? It ?! How does half a kilo sound? You'll get bad luck or summat if you don't.... Ok, yes, I have now ... the kitchen floor is still very... er... crunchy
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:26:26 PMQuote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:22:12 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:12:06 PMOn a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later ..... Taxi!You picking us up ........... No.
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:22:12 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:12:06 PMOn a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later ..... Taxi!You picking us up ...........
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:12:06 PMOn a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later ..... Taxi!
On a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later .....
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:27:12 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:26:26 PMQuote from: Barman on December 03, 2011, 04:22:12 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2011, 04:12:06 PMOn a different subject....................Meeting Baldy for a drink later ..... Taxi!You picking us up ........... No. Interesting night .......... ..........Baldy has a mate that makes Nick Griffen look VERY left wing....and he works in Iraq...