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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15795 on: December 29, 2011, 12:12:20 PM »
Feet up and watching the Ipcress File on the telly cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15796 on: December 29, 2011, 12:40:56 PM »
Scrubbing the garage floor... evil:

Why is it that women read the instructions on Cillit Bang and put one capful in the bucket...

While men think 'that can't nearly be enough'....  redface:

Suds everywhere....  noooo:

Manly Men obviously - not gayers....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15797 on: December 29, 2011, 12:44:47 PM »
Sue Lloyd is in it  eyes:  Fantastic knockers  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15798 on: December 29, 2011, 12:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 29, 2011, 12:44:47 PM
Sue Lloyd is in it  eyes:  Fantastic knockers  cloud9:

How much Cillit Bang would she use tho, eh? EH?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15799 on: December 29, 2011, 12:49:27 PM »
I can see her on her hands and knees, like
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15800 on: December 29, 2011, 01:15:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 29, 2011, 12:49:27 PM
I can see her on her hands and knees, like

My first thought....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15801 on: December 29, 2011, 01:25:47 PM »
I've been for a walk up "me 'ill". How come it was blue sky and white fluffy clouds as I started out, and by the time I'd reached the highest point I was going to today, it went black in five minutes and pissed down all the way back  cry:



And now... sunshine and blue skies  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15802 on: December 29, 2011, 02:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 29, 2011, 01:25:47 PM
I've been for a walk up "me 'ill". How come it was blue sky and white fluffy clouds as I started out, and by the time I'd reached the highest point I was going to today, it went black in five minutes and pissed down all the way back  cry:



And now... sunshine and blue skies  ::)


The Gods are trying to tell you summat.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15803 on: December 29, 2011, 02:33:24 PM »
"Stop exercising, it's bad for you"  rubschin:

"Stop in the warm indoors, all that fresh air will make you ill"  rubschin:  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15804 on: December 29, 2011, 02:34:42 PM »
|Don't try and get up something as the only way after that is down  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15805 on: December 29, 2011, 02:36:57 PM »
and?  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15806 on: December 29, 2011, 02:37:54 PM »
you get wet  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15807 on: December 29, 2011, 02:51:43 PM »
AND?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15808 on: December 29, 2011, 03:10:54 PM »
You'll tell us, hoping for sympathy and we'll take the piss.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #15809 on: December 29, 2011, 04:00:00 PM »
Today:  the car's MOT, 50 squid cash  eeek:

Tomorrow:  Road Tax   eeek:

That lot + the alternator on Xmas Eve, and the tax demand wot's just come in ...  skint January   cry:
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