The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I think someone has driven a bus into the local exchange or summat ... Broadband flowing like treacle here ... 



It's just over the road from the MI6 building; perhaps there's been an attack?   

 

[Pastis]

Improving a little ... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I wish I knew where, the sea is sooo rough and there is nothing in sight. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

[Barman]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

Back to stockings? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh no ....the boys will be devastated 

[Barman]

Bank Holiday today - all shops closed...

Will take the decs down like...

[Darwins Selection]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

Back to stockings? 

Defibrilator for Mr Barman!   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

Back to stockings? 

Yes but I might have to ask for your help. I am hopeless with them.

[Barman]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

Back to stockings? 

Yes but I might have to ask for your help. I am hopeless with them.

[Miss Demeanour]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

Back to stockings? 

Yes but I might have to ask for your help. I am hopeless with them.

It seams Miss C needs straightening out 

[Barman]

I am going to try and change my avatar amongst other things.

Back to stockings? 

Yes but I might have to ask for your help. I am hopeless with them.

It seams Miss C needs straightening out 

I saw what you did there! 

[Snoopy]

Right!

Werk calls, in fact it  at me.

I may be some time.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good grief I have been out down to the surgery and post a letter, which will cause family mayhem when it arrives. On my return instead of finding myself restored, as it were, I am still banging my head against some wings.  I hope that you have all noticed that despite the number of times I have banged my head against said wings, there is no blue fluid in sight, proving that wings really do make a difference and that you can have a 'happy period' after all.

[Barman]

Good grief I have been out down to the surgery and post a letter, which will cause family mayhem when it arrives. On my return instead of finding myself restored, as it were, I am still banging my head against some wings.  I hope that you have all noticed that despite the number of times I have banged my head against said wings, there is no blue fluid in sight, proving that wings really do make a difference and that you can have a 'happy period' after all.

Shall I put your stockings on...?