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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16095 on: January 14, 2012, 11:33:32 AM »
It's a lovely stump  ::)

I didn't cut me arm off!  cussing:

I think Nick's use of "Stump" means the tree but then I think BM would call the tree "pollarded"  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16096 on: January 14, 2012, 11:38:28 AM »
Ta-daaaaa!  :thumbsup:




managed to saw half-way through me knuckle in the process tho....  sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16097 on: January 14, 2012, 01:14:59 PM »
Ta-daaaaa!  :thumbsup:




managed to saw half-way through me knuckle in the process tho....  sad24:

"Following S & P downgrading Cyprus's status, Barman  misunderstands the need for cutbacks"  point:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16098 on: January 14, 2012, 02:58:00 PM »
Just back from lunch with the lads (hic)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16099 on: January 14, 2012, 03:07:08 PM »
Just back from lunch with the lads (hic)


Time for an afternoon nap?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16100 on: January 14, 2012, 03:28:30 PM »
I am deaded  noooo:

Did a 12 k run and am completely exhaustimicated  noooo:. This half marathon is looking less and less unlikely  redface:

Then shopping.

Then cleaning.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16101 on: January 14, 2012, 03:30:21 PM »
I am deaded  noooo:

Did a 12 k run and am completely exhaustimicated  noooo:. This half marathon is looking less and less unlikely  redface:

Then shopping.

Then cleaning.

Pooped

That means more likely then.......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16102 on: January 14, 2012, 03:38:08 PM »
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Did a 12 k run and am completely exhaustimicated  . This half marathon is looking less and less unlikely 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16103 on: January 14, 2012, 04:25:16 PM »
Oooooooooooooooh, The Dam Busters is on the telly box. I have the DVD, but I would rather watch it live  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16104 on: January 14, 2012, 04:26:36 PM »
Oooooooooooooooh, The Dam Busters is on the telly box. I have the DVD, but I would rather watch it live  cloud9:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16105 on: January 14, 2012, 04:29:50 PM »
The bastard TV man has just said it "contains language which may offend some viewers"  cussing: cussing: cussing:

The would be NIgger the black lab then  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16106 on: January 14, 2012, 04:33:27 PM »
The bastard TV man has just said it "contains language which may offend some viewers"  cussing: cussing: cussing:

The would be NIgger the black lab then  ::)

The TV bastard is a nigger.......... eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16107 on: January 14, 2012, 04:34:19 PM »
I don't know, he hid behind the telly and said it  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16108 on: January 14, 2012, 04:35:35 PM »
The bastard TV man has just said it "contains language which may offend some viewers"  cussing: cussing: cussing:

The would be NIgger the black lab then  ::)

Fucking bastards!  cussing:

Still, that gayer Fry has changed it in the new version....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16109 on: January 14, 2012, 06:51:58 PM »
Where am I today?  Effin' glad I'm not on a certain cruise ship in the Med!   shocked003
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