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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16155 on: January 16, 2012, 09:01:52 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16156 on: January 16, 2012, 09:22:15 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16157 on: January 16, 2012, 10:33:36 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16158 on: January 17, 2012, 08:14:03 AM »
This morning rushing around to get to the dentist by 0845  :dogrun:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16159 on: January 17, 2012, 08:19:28 AM »
Shame that the dentist won't turn up 'til 9:30. (it's happened to me  cussing:)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16160 on: January 17, 2012, 08:20:06 AM »
Is Chewsday dentist day then ?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16161 on: January 17, 2012, 09:43:00 AM »
Dentist was all gowned and waiting for me when I got there 5 mins early. Took her all of 3 minutes to check the gnashers.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16162 on: January 17, 2012, 02:20:39 PM »
I have been to my lovely library and then on to a business meeting with a young laydee  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16163 on: January 17, 2012, 03:00:34 PM »
I have been to my lovely library and then on to a business meeting with a young laydee  eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16164 on: January 17, 2012, 03:29:44 PM »
Just had the last viewing of our new house, contracts, deposit and keys all on monday. Woo hoo!!!!
  I need boxes now. time to pack.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16165 on: January 17, 2012, 05:15:56 PM »
I have loads of the bloody things Miss T.

Horspickle then sports shop for new trainers. eeek: Bloody awful places both of them, I may need sustenance of the grapeish kind.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16166 on: January 17, 2012, 06:22:40 PM »
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would like to share with you a conversation she had at the Ikea delivery point at 3pm this afternoon:
Ikea: We have same day delivery so it will be delivered this afternoon, Babe
Me: I can't have it delivered this afternoon because I'm not in and please don't call me babe
Ikea: But we pride ourselves on our same day delivery so we will be delivering it this afternoon, Sweetheart.
Me: Try to understand that I will not be at home this afternoon because I am here standing in front of you. Don't call me sweetheart.
Ikea: Well if we try to deliver and we can't we'll have to charge you again for an extra delivery. Babe.
At which point I asked for the manager. GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16167 on: January 17, 2012, 06:30:57 PM »
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would like to share with you a conversation she had at the Ikea delivery point at 3pm this afternoon:
Ikea: We have same day delivery so it will be delivered this afternoon, Babe
Me: I can't have it delivered this afternoon because I'm not in and please don't call me babe
Ikea: But we pride ourselves on our same day delivery so we will be delivering it this afternoon, Sweetheart.
Me: Try to understand that I will not be at home this afternoon because I am here standing in front of you. Don't call me sweetheart.
Ikea: Well if we try to deliver and we can't we'll have to charge you again for an extra delivery. Babe.
At which point I asked for the manager. GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Another reason not to go shopping. Ikea do sell on line ..... even products that aren't in their stores.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16168 on: January 18, 2012, 09:42:29 AM »
Off Skiing....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16169 on: January 18, 2012, 09:47:08 AM »
Piste orf then  ;)
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