The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Bar Wench]

FFS it's like I'm meant to exist in a bubble till August. Apparently if it is icy tomorrow I can't go to work either!!!!

[Miss Demeanour]

Do you still have your pink furry moon boots ? 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Watching dogs going loopy in the field.   Why does snow do that to dogs?

Well, I'd probably run round abit if my todger was dangling in the snow!

[Barman]

FFS it's like I'm meant to exist in a bubble till August. Apparently if it is icy tomorrow I can't go to work either!!!!

I'm sure their loss will be our gain... 

[Bar Wench]

Do you still have your pink furry moon boots ? 

They passed on during the last snow Mr Wench bought me sensible (boring) black ones for Christmas.

[Just One More]

Watching dogs going loopy in the field.   Why does snow do that to dogs?

It affects me in the same way. 

  You run round in circles, biting at the snow and rolling in sheep shit? 





Welcome to my world 

Snoopy, get off Tipsy's leg, you'll have an "accident"...... doooowwwwnnn boy!

[Nick]

I have just made it to the corner shop and back 

[Just One More]

Watching dogs going loopy in the field.   Why does snow do that to dogs?

Well, I'd probably run round abit if my todger was dangling in the snow!

Just fold it in half like the rest of us do 

[Darwins Selection]

Summoning up the energy to go this afternoon 

Try this, and just relax.

[Miss Demeanour]

Too late ....I'm at the gates of torture hell now 

[Snoopy]

I'm indoors watching others frolic. I'm not allowed outside because it's " dangerous". 

Soooooooo ~ Now you must not only eat for two but think for two as well.

[Nick]

For the rest of your life 

Tis true

[tel]

I am trying to get my head around a load of data encryption s/ware.

[Just One More]

I am trying to get me hand round a cup of coffee

[Barman]

I am trying to get me hand round a cup of coffee

Euphemism #8738?