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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16590 on: February 07, 2012, 03:58:11 PM »
Another fecking puncture ......... Banghead      lucky I bought a nice wheel brace yesterday...

Another one???

What was it, a nail in the tyre or summat...?

So pissed off ....haven't even checked it ....just slammed the door and now sulking with a beer....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16591 on: February 07, 2012, 04:00:37 PM »
Another fecking puncture ......... Banghead      lucky I bought a nice wheel brace yesterday...

Another one???

What was it, a nail in the tyre or summat...?

So pissed off ....haven't even checked it ....just slammed the door and now sulking with a beer....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16592 on: February 07, 2012, 04:37:32 PM »
Oh dear, perhaps you should just get a skateboard !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16593 on: February 07, 2012, 04:41:32 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16594 on: February 07, 2012, 04:44:58 PM »
Another fecking puncture ......... Banghead      lucky I bought a nice wheel brace yesterday...

Another one???

What was it, a nail in the tyre or summat...?

So pissed off ....haven't even checked it ....just slammed the door and now sulking with a beer....

Didn't you ask what had caused all the other punctures?

My local tyre repair people take great delight in showing me the offending nail/screw or whatever....... and then they try to sell me a new tyre.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16595 on: February 07, 2012, 04:50:02 PM »
Another fecking puncture ......... Banghead      lucky I bought a nice wheel brace yesterday...

Another one???

What was it, a nail in the tyre or summat...?

So pissed off ....haven't even checked it ....just slammed the door and now sulking with a beer....

Didn't you ask what had caused all the other punctures?

My local tyre repair people take great delight in showing me the offending nail/screw or whatever....... and then they try to sell me a new tyre.

Normally do..........but they were busy yesterday,,,,..I have had so many they did not even charge me ........ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16596 on: February 07, 2012, 05:49:02 PM »
Another fecking puncture ......... Banghead      lucky I bought a nice wheel brace yesterday...

Are you sure it isn't a warning from your rival at the 'Crack on the Head' club?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16597 on: February 08, 2012, 02:16:49 PM »
Popped into town earlier to cash in a book token and suchlike  cloud9:

Parked in a central car park.

Got back to car park to find it on fire  eeek:

Have only just got home with car intact if a tad smokey  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16598 on: February 08, 2012, 02:23:43 PM »
Popped into town earlier to cash in a book token and suchlike  cloud9:

Parked in a central car park.

Got back to car park to find it on fire  eeek:

Have only just got home with car intact if a tad smokey  noooo:

I am numb  sad24:


 eeek: eeek:   where was the fire .......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16599 on: February 08, 2012, 02:24:26 PM »
Ground floor of car park scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16600 on: February 08, 2012, 02:26:10 PM »
Ground floor of car park scared2:

I thought you meant the car was on fire............ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16601 on: February 08, 2012, 03:18:23 PM »
Trying to sort out a phone bill query on my land line .........bloke says but it is not in your name(MIss T) .....so I pass phone over ........I need your passport number .....WTF we are trying to give you money ........how many people try to pay other peoples fecking bills ....... cussing:

AND 2 letters in 2 days ........1 says you owe 41 euros .......the next you owe 91 euros ........now geezer on the phone saying 63 ??????????.............so Miss T says ok will pay now .........oh no......you pay on-line then call back to confirm ........ Banghead

And no SMS reminders...........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16602 on: February 08, 2012, 03:41:26 PM »
Am designing nav buttons for a website

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16603 on: February 08, 2012, 03:44:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16604 on: February 08, 2012, 03:59:05 PM »
Trying to sort out a phone bill query on my land line .........bloke says but it is not in your name(MIss T) .....so I pass phone over ........I need your passport number .....WTF we are trying to give you money ........how many people try to pay other peoples fecking bills ....... cussing:

AND 2 letters in 2 days ........1 says you owe 41 euros .......the next you owe 91 euros ........now geezer on the phone saying 63 ??????????.............so Miss T says ok will pay now .........oh no......you pay on-line then call back to confirm ........ Banghead

And no SMS reminders...........

Now changed ........ Banghead..........48 .87...........cannot pay unless the right exact amount....