The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

An 'extra' day of the year today ...whoppeeeee. Now who can I ask to marry me ? 

Not quite sure what will happen if I get on bended knee in front of you 

It's a safe bet that he'll whip out his truncheon.

[Snoopy]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

[Barman]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

I had that done in Harley Street when I started working for BICC....

Finding my way back afterwards was a complete nightmare... had to peer through a tiny hole in my fingers in order to focus.... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

I can't say anything that will make it better but  just this once you can get up here on the sofa with me, snuggle up put your head on my lap and I will stroke your ears.

[Barman]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

I can't say anything that will make it better but  just this once you can get up here on the sofa with me, snuggle up put your head on my lap and I will stroke your ears.

I had it too! 

[Snoopy]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

I can't say anything that will make it better but  just this once you can get up here on the sofa with me, snuggle up put your head on my lap and I will stroke your ears.

Most kind ~ Thank you very much. 

[Just One More]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

I had that done in Harley Street when I started working for BICC....

Finding my way back afterwards was a complete nightmare... had to peer through a tiny hole in my fingers in order to focus.... 

Why did they put holes in your fingers    Was it to feed the cables through 

[apc2010]

I have been to hospital for my annual "Retinopathy" check. This involves eye drops that sting like hell and then a wait of 20 minutes for the pupils to dilate. Photographs of the back of the eye are then taken.

I now have pupils like a fvcking owl and blurred vision. Not allowed to drive for 4 hours and frankly I can hardly see to type so errors and omissions will have to be accepted.

Tomorrow more bloody Chemo ..... what a joyous week I am having. 

I had that done in Harley Street when I started working for BICC....

Finding my way back afterwards was a complete nightmare... had to peer through a tiny hole in my fingers in order to focus.... 

Why did they put holes in your fingers    Was it to feed the cables through 

To get the money out of his hand ...........

[Barman]

Oi! 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

You have to stop talking to me now as I have to put this laptop back in the boot while I go in the gym for an hour or so. 

[Nick]

Tipsy squeezes into her lycra 

[Just One More]

Must get me ears sorted out, I thought you said Micra... that would be so wrong 

[Nick]

Nissan MIcras are the work of the devil 

If Miss D ever gets a car I predict she will get one 

[Barman]

Nissan MIcras are the work of the devil 

If Miss D ever gets a car I predict she will get one 

I like Nissan Micras.... 

[Nick]

Retard 

YOu have to wear a flat cap and driving gloves when you go out in one.