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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17445 on: March 17, 2012, 11:13:27 AM »
I could see the bone and the joint moving  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17446 on: March 17, 2012, 11:34:19 AM »
I could see the bone and the joint moving  sick2:

They are supposed to do that stupid.   ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17447 on: March 17, 2012, 11:39:45 AM »
Not all of us can have what we want in this life.  noooo:

You can't always get what you want......... whistle:

Ignoring the earworm I'd say that it is easy enough to get what you want ~ hanging onto it is the difficult bit.  razz:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17448 on: March 17, 2012, 11:42:16 AM »
I could see the bone and the joint moving  sick2:

They are supposed to do that stupid.   ::)

Do you faint whenever you see your knees bend?

Not when all the skin abd stuff has gone. They actually scrbbed my bone with an scrubbing brush  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17449 on: March 17, 2012, 02:29:08 PM »
I could see the bone and the joint moving  sick2:

They are supposed to do that stupid.   ::)

Do you faint whenever you see your knees bend?

Not when all the skin abd stuff has gone. They actually scrbbed my bone with an scrubbing brush  eeek:

And all this because of Tesco and oil! The mind boggles! Sure beats exploderating badgerie things!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17450 on: March 17, 2012, 05:04:48 PM »
At work yesterday lunch time I watch a Zeppelin flying away in the distance.  I have just watched another one pass over here.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17452 on: March 17, 2012, 05:18:22 PM »
At work yesterday lunch time I watch a Zeppelin flying away in the distance.  I have just watched another one pass over here.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17453 on: March 17, 2012, 05:24:39 PM »
Today did NOT start well   ::). Doing me constitutional around the park and some wumman attempts a conversation; I pause, take out the ear wotsits (R4) only to hear that she wants to know if I've heard the good news ...  noooo:
She shows me a picture of Jesus in her book  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17454 on: March 17, 2012, 05:25:23 PM »
Today did NOT start well   ::). Doing me constitutional around the park and some wumman attempts a conversation; I pause, take out the ear wotsits (R4) only to hear that she wants to know if I've heard the good news ...  noooo:
She shows me a picture of Jesus in her book  ::)

I couldn't even use DS's "Have you spoken to the Lord?" retort  noooo: .  Things haven't got that much better ... drizzley day

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17455 on: March 17, 2012, 06:11:46 PM »
I am soooo exhausted. I am not fit for purpose
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17456 on: March 17, 2012, 06:14:55 PM »
Me too  happy100 happy100

Did I mention I had to go to A&E on a Friday night?  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17457 on: March 17, 2012, 06:16:18 PM »
Yes I'm sure Arse and Elbow were mentioned  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17458 on: March 17, 2012, 06:17:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17459 on: March 17, 2012, 06:42:56 PM »
Yes I'm sure Arse and Elbow were mentioned  :thumbsup:

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