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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17475 on: March 18, 2012, 09:06:23 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17476 on: March 18, 2012, 10:05:36 AM »
Book  Card No1 has been received with chocolates.   cloud9:  Anyone want a chocolate before I go the gym?  redface:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17477 on: March 18, 2012, 10:35:50 AM »
As I said the brat is at her dad's this weekend  cloud9:

Except the front door just slammed and I checked my watch - not quite 10 o clock . I was obviously being burgled  scared2:

Until her dulcet tones shout up the stairs .  shocked003

Hadn't heard her dad's car drop her off so ask what's wrong  redface:

Apparently she had got up early - got the bus to give me my pressy and would then go back to her dad's before he woke up ( they are two of a kind  lol: )

Beautiful Swarovski earrings , lovely card but very warm feeling from knowing she made such an effort  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17478 on: March 18, 2012, 11:12:11 AM »
^^^ Didn't do a bad job did yer mum ^^^  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17479 on: March 18, 2012, 11:39:00 AM »
As I said the brat is at her dad's this weekend  cloud9:

Except the front door just slammed and I checked my watch - not quite 10 o clock . I was obviously being burgled  scared2:

Until her dulcet tones shout up the stairs .  shocked003

Hadn't heard her dad's car drop her off so ask what's wrong  redface:

Apparently she had got up early - got the bus to give me my pressy and would then go back to her dad's before he woke up ( they are two of a kind  lol: )

Beautiful Swarovski earrings , lovely card but very warm feeling from knowing she made such an effort  cloud9:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17480 on: March 18, 2012, 01:15:02 PM »
My mate was here because his Mrs is in Ireland for a hen weekend. It seems she and her friends have been thrown out of three clubs for disrderly behaviour  noooo:

They are all 60  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17481 on: March 18, 2012, 01:21:30 PM »
My mate was here because his Mrs is in Ireland for a hen weekend. It seems she and her friends have been thrown out of three clubs for disrderly behaviour  noooo:

They are all 60  eeek:

You are a bit innocent old chap.

Post-menopausal wimmin are the worst of the lot in terms of behaviour.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17482 on: March 18, 2012, 01:24:38 PM »
Oh yes  ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17483 on: March 18, 2012, 01:35:16 PM »
Card No 2 and a pink orchid.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17484 on: March 18, 2012, 01:38:20 PM »
Card No 2 and a pink orchid.   cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17485 on: March 18, 2012, 01:49:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17486 on: March 18, 2012, 02:04:52 PM »
I'm at Gatwick. It's pissing down.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17487 on: March 18, 2012, 02:29:54 PM »
^^^ Didn't do a bad job did yer mum ^^^  :thumbsup:


^^^ wot he said! ^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17488 on: March 18, 2012, 04:10:51 PM »
Ledbury.  white wine and icecream.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17489 on: March 18, 2012, 04:11:50 PM »
Ooh, I like Ledbury  cloud9:
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