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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17535 on: March 20, 2012, 07:32:45 AM »
As I say, it would be easier to just build our own VP hospital , with a resident dentist of course  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17536 on: March 20, 2012, 07:46:05 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 08:40:32 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2012, 08:00:51 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 06:55:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2012, 06:49:54 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 19, 2012, 12:01:09 PM
So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)

Linus also invented a hard wearing waterproof floor covering too and Snickers bars contain peanuts but not penguins, not even when they were Marathons. noooo:

I have had a most peculiar day.

 eeek:     Clearly! Were there any penguins involved in the heavy duty linoleum?

On noes that would just be silly. ;)

No sillier than the twin concepts of peanuts being involved in Snickers or Marathons!

Since a snicker is a sound and peanuts don't (AFAIK) don't make any sounds, and cannot run (no legs) marathons, I am baffle completely at a loss!

Never mind 'tis a new day. happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17537 on: March 20, 2012, 08:06:06 AM »
The Brat is faffing this morning - she just came in and said " I have to run a mile today for this bloomin Sport Relief thing " - you may be able to detect from that she is not an enthusiastic athlete   lol:

I offer her reassurance and say that's perfectly achievable and she'll be fine.

" Yeah I choose to do mine on ice " she says  eeek:

So in other words you're going ice skating then   Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17538 on: March 20, 2012, 08:59:38 AM »
Off to the gym
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17539 on: March 20, 2012, 09:02:20 AM »
Me too..time to get back on the treadmill - literally like  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17540 on: March 20, 2012, 09:02:48 AM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17541 on: March 20, 2012, 02:12:21 PM »
Somewhat knackered now.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17542 on: March 20, 2012, 03:09:14 PM »
I'm back here like...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17543 on: March 20, 2012, 03:22:09 PM »
I'm going out now like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17544 on: March 20, 2012, 03:23:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2012, 03:22:09 PM
I'm going out now like  :thumbsup:

Hot date.......... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17545 on: March 20, 2012, 03:23:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2012, 03:22:09 PM
I'm going out now like  :thumbsup:

Oh...  evil: [sniffs armpits]
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17546 on: March 20, 2012, 04:30:54 PM »
I have been in me greenhouse for most of the day.  I asked bribed daughter number three into helping out. cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17547 on: March 20, 2012, 06:31:22 PM »
I have been to the gym and sleeping in a different bed tonight like  eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17548 on: March 20, 2012, 06:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 20, 2012, 06:31:22 PM
I have been to the gym and sleeping in a different bed tonight like  eyes:

Hospitalised...? Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17549 on: March 20, 2012, 06:35:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 20, 2012, 06:31:22 PM
I have been to the gym and sleeping in a different bed tonight like  eyes:

Hospitalised...? Popcorn:


 lol: lol: lol:
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