The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I met someone today who wants to join the pub ............he has been following it for a month ...........
maybe one of BMs mates ........

 

Who? 

Bangkok dick...........speaks highly of you .........

 

[Pirate]

I have no idea.... in a village hall car park somewhere near Newent?  However, It is quiet, sunny, warm, the birds are tweeting.  I may or may not go home later.   

I  was born in Newent...

No..I dont know who killed the bear...

It weren't me...

[Miss Demeanour]

I met someone today who wants to join the pub ............he has been following it for a month ...........
maybe one of BMs mates ........

There's hardly a waiting list ...what's stopping him ? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Whilst little bro has been here today I have got him to take me shopping in his car and purchased things of bulk ( like my mini eggs order to keep me going next week ) 

Anyways 1 purchase was a new microwave as my old one was dying a slow, smelly, ineffective death 

The Brat has been to Thorpe Park today with her friends - they had to get up at 6 am to preen and get ready and have had a full on day of it.

So she comes home and wants to warm up some food and then notices that a new appliance is in place.

" How do you work this thing" she barks

I kindly call back the instructions are just by the side of the machine.

Then an almighty screech of " What, after the long day I've had , when I'm tired and exhausted and just need a bit of food and  you expect me to read something. !!!!!  OMG I can't believe YOU . What did you have to change it for . You are unreal etc etc etc

 

[Darwins Selection]

Whilst little bro has been here today I have got him to take me shopping in his car and purchased things of bulk ( like my mini eggs order to keep me going next week ) 

Anyways 1 purchase was a new microwave as my old one was dying a slow, smelly, ineffective death 

The Brat has been to Thorpe Park today with her friends - they had to get up at 6 am to preen and get ready and have had a full on day of it.

So she comes home and wants to warm up some food and then notices that a new appliance is in place.

" How do you work this thing" she barks

I kindly call back the instructions are just by the side of the machine.

Then an almighty screech of " What, after the long day I've had , when I'm tired and exhausted and just need a bit of food and  you expect me to read something. !!!!!  OMG I can't believe YOU . What did you have to change it for . You are unreal etc etc etc

 

If you haven't disposed of the old microwave yet, I would be very interested to know what happens if you put a coconut in one. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Not a golden one 

BM is still waiting for it to be delivered !

[Darwins Selection]

Not a golden one 

BM is still waiting for it to be delivered !

Isn't Nick picking it up from the 'ut and delivering it to BM in person?

[Just One More]

I met someone today who wants to join the pub ............he has been following it for a month ...........
maybe one of BMs mates ........

There's hardly a waiting list ...what's stopping him ? 

To join the pub, or be one of BM's mate 

[Miss Demeanour]

Well one is much more likely than the other 

[Nick]

Wirral

[Pirate]

Ledbury, Culmington and Bickering

[Just One More]

Been to the gym, breakfast consumed, next stop.... giving the grass its first cut of the season (if the mower starts) 

[Miss Demeanour]

Off to gym shortly - just waiting for the washing to finish so  I can give my smalls a good airing 

[Just One More]

You're just making it easy ain't yer 

[Miss Demeanour]

Thought you'd struggle with anything too taxing today