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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18180 on: April 11, 2012, 11:20:56 PM »
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apc and Miss T took us to the shittest bar in the whole of Cyprus....  noooo:

Shittiest why ?

1) It was empty (apart from them).
2) There were signs all around saying "Do not put your feet on the seats".
3) In the gents there was the urinal bit but the sit down bit didn't have a door on it. Worse, they'd fitted an air freshener in the door frame so it was impossible to fit a door....  rubschin:

It was your local ..........I live miles away...........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18181 on: April 11, 2012, 11:30:42 PM »
BM appropriately left out that this was the only place close to his home that he is not barred from (also, he had his own pewter tankard behind the bar). We were newbies to this area, he could have advised otherwise.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18182 on: April 12, 2012, 05:58:55 AM »
That's a slightly different angle than Barman put on it  point:

Anyway, later start to the day than I had planned. Heading up to Manchester shortly
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18183 on: April 12, 2012, 06:02:52 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18184 on: April 12, 2012, 10:05:52 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2012, 11:20:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2012, 07:23:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2012, 07:14:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2012, 06:51:08 PM
apc and Miss T took us to the shittest bar in the whole of Cyprus....  noooo:

Shittiest why ?

1) It was empty (apart from them).
2) There were signs all around saying "Do not put your feet on the seats".
3) In the gents there was the urinal bit but the sit down bit didn't have a door on it. Worse, they'd fitted an air freshener in the door frame so it was impossible to fit a door....  rubschin:

It was your local ..........I live miles away...........

The toilet thing was very strange as they had just re-furbed them ......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18185 on: April 12, 2012, 10:46:57 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2012, 10:05:52 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2012, 11:20:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2012, 07:23:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2012, 07:14:39 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 11, 2012, 06:51:08 PM
apc and Miss T took us to the shittest bar in the whole of Cyprus....  noooo:

Shittiest why ?

1) It was empty (apart from them).
2) There were signs all around saying "Do not put your feet on the seats".
3) In the gents there was the urinal bit but the sit down bit didn't have a door on it. Worse, they'd fitted an air freshener in the door frame so it was impossible to fit a door....  rubschin:

It was your local ..........I live miles away...........

The toilet thing was very strange as they had just re-furbed them ......

yes, and the ceiling was falling apart....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18186 on: April 12, 2012, 11:00:43 AM »
Why didn't you just go to that bar in the square  ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18187 on: April 12, 2012, 11:03:05 AM »
Barred  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18188 on: April 12, 2012, 11:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
Why didn't you just go to that bar in the square  ?

That excellent bar that we went to - the one with the woman with the big tits and the little tiny bloke - The Iron Horse like...?

apc couldn't be arsed to drive the five minutes up to the village....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18189 on: April 12, 2012, 11:14:55 AM »
Jeez ....you lot should learn that your legs have an alternative use other than  just for scraggly cats to sit on  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18190 on: April 12, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2012, 11:14:55 AM
Jeez ....you lot should learn that your legs have an alternative use that for just scraggly cats to sit on  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18191 on: April 12, 2012, 12:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2012, 11:10:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
Why didn't you just go to that bar in the square  ?

That excellent bar that we went to - the one with the woman with the big tits and the little tiny bloke - The Iron Horse like...?

apc couldn't be arsed to drive the five minutes up to the village....  ::)

You said find somewhere ........we will met you........ cussing:............thought it was more your standard...... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18192 on: April 12, 2012, 12:27:55 PM »
Werking. Donna is a hard taskmistress  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18193 on: April 12, 2012, 12:37:23 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18194 on: April 12, 2012, 01:28:40 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2012, 12:20:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2012, 11:10:46 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
Why didn't you just go to that bar in the square  ?

That excellent bar that we went to - the one with the woman with the big tits and the little tiny bloke - The Iron Horse like...?

apc couldn't be arsed to drive the five minutes up to the village....  ::)

You said find somewhere ........we will met you........ cussing:............thought it was more your standard...... whistle:

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