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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18195 on: April 12, 2012, 05:45:41 PM »
West Brom.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18196 on: April 13, 2012, 06:17:44 AM »
Thank heavens it is the last day of Easter holiday and the weekend is nearly here.

I am exhausted. Brother is normally getting in about 4.30 am and I always wake up even though he is very quiet. I struggle to get back to sleep.

So cumulative Friday is a corker  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18197 on: April 13, 2012, 06:30:05 AM »
Wahey like!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18198 on: April 13, 2012, 06:49:31 AM »
Day off fer Easter like!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18199 on: April 13, 2012, 08:07:38 AM »
And so the day begins  noooo:

Just received a registered letter from some numpty about his case ....

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By taking notice of the sufferance, stress, harassment and physical injuries, I am hereby demanding £30,000 (Thirty Thousand Pounds) compensation from you on behalf of me and my family.

Therefore, your full co-operation in collection of my compensation will be highly appreciated.


Go swivel will be my response ...but obviously in much plainer english  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18200 on: April 13, 2012, 11:23:16 AM »
Under a tree and blue skies in a car park in Brum.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18201 on: April 13, 2012, 12:27:05 PM »
Nursing a serious hang over..........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18202 on: April 13, 2012, 01:30:20 PM »
The Brat just phoned.

She is meant to be going to her dad's tonight.

"Can I go on Sunday , I am going out to Camden tomorrow with my friends instead " she asks ?

"Ring him and discuss it , I don't know what plans he has " I say

" Can you do it , tell him I am going to Leeds to see family or something " she says

"Leeds  eeek: - he knows where you have family you muppet  and Leeds isn't one of those places.  Just tell him the truth" I suggest

" You are sooooooooooooooooo unreasonable " she declares before putting the phone down.

5 minutes later I get a phone call from her dad.

" Is it alright with you if I pick her up tomorrow . I have just spoken to her and she is going out but wanted to check in case you had anything planned" he says

" What time would you pick her up when she gets back from Camden " ? I enquire

" Camden  ??? I thought she was going to Westfields today ? That's what she has told me "


 noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18203 on: April 13, 2012, 01:32:10 PM »
You have not taught her well  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18204 on: April 13, 2012, 01:56:44 PM »
She is 15 ~ The truth and not having everything her own way are alien concepts to her.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18205 on: April 13, 2012, 02:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 13, 2012, 01:56:44 PM
She is 15 ~ The truth and not having everything her own way are alien concepts to her.  noooo:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

How old is the Brat then?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18206 on: April 13, 2012, 02:20:27 PM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18207 on: April 13, 2012, 02:32:36 PM »
As I have mentioned before there is lots of building work going on around our office. - big redevelopment project for the area. Nice sparkly new buildings, lots of glass frontage , etc.

However the building works on our side of the building have been going on for about 9 months now.  But all the heavy work has now been done and windows being put on the new building etc.  Our windows however are filthy , grimey, dusty and disgusting  noooo:

I contacted our corporate property section to ask when they would be cleaned as it has been 9 months at least now  noooo:

I have just received this response ....

Good afternoon Miss D

I can confirm the windows are not going to be cleaned this year due to the building work taking place around xxxx xxxx.

There has been an agreement raised that the building contractor will eventually pay for a full deep clean of the outside windows once all major building works are complete next year 2013.

It was deemed by the Council not an effective use of Council funds to carry out window cleaning whilst the dust and dirt from the building works took place.

I hope this answers your query adequately

Surely they could get the feckin hoooooge building company to pay for the windows to be cleaned at least once before then.  eeek: It is alright to let the contractors come in and use our services at a subsidised rate e.g canteen , coffee shop  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18208 on: April 13, 2012, 02:35:34 PM »
P.S How the feck do you deep clean a window ? !!!!!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18209 on: April 13, 2012, 02:38:13 PM »
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